give him a break

namesakes of temperature scales and how real they sound:

• Anders Celsius: yeah sure that's the name of a scientist I'll believe that
• William "Lord Kelvin" Thompson: there's something really british going on here with that title but I suppose it checks out
• Dan Fahrenheit: literally shut up

Surely tonights hallucination session of the scene I've been imagining all week will finally make me write it down. This time everything is different

ive become very fond (details under cut)

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guy who talks about how unethical mt rushmore is but it slowly becomes clear that he isn't talking about environmental issues or native american land claims and instead believes that a four-headed chimera president was first created and then turned to stone