taydivorce:

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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privatejoker:

this year i will draw pictures

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threedollarsdotcom:

thinking about getting surgery to remove everything

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ellipsus-writes:

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yellbug:

the panel from eloise that i hold in my mind like a talisman whenever i am even a little bit busy

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themythicalcodfish:

punkahudsonia:

bubobubosibericus:

wizardarchetypes:

flopugh:

This is cinema actually

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

Are you americans okay???

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle

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spoiky:

All of my skyslop practices (ft. Modernsona)

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