Hi this is a pinned post to save room in my bio for funny phrases. Before that tho you should look at these guys

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achillesinhighheels:

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bloodanddiscoballs Originally from capacity2

capacity2:

chaos-archive:

capacity2:

gveskoyen:

capacity2:

Dog people are all just a bunch of fuckin weirdos the way they think their beasts can never hurt a fly and anyone worried is a sick monster like strangers don’t know ur fucking dog bitch we don’t know their tendencies we don’t know their training level it’s a big ass beast with veiny muscles and gnarly gaping maw coming at us what the fuck do u think people will respond with but fear. Like what is wrong with with these people mentally something is missing up there

I’m sorry you had bad experiences with dogs, but we specifically bred dogs so they have legible facial expressions. Humans can immediately tell if an approaching dog is being aggressive or friendly.

Stop making shit up

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“Big ass beast with weiny muscles and gnarly gaping maw”

I’ll punt that bitch

super-metroid Originally from woodmeat

chantenhalf:

woodmeat:

fableos:

realshy:

woodmeat:

If quagsire was real I would teach mine how to roll weed and bite people

i don’t know how you people can stand to watch family guy

No, like genuinely. Even putting aside how painfully unfunny it is, that show is just fucking nasty! Every time my siblings put it on it was just the characters being mean about characters being fat, autistic, trans, etc. Remember when they did an episode where a guy sleeps with a trans woman and then there’s a 30 second compilation of the guy puking violently? How they constantly tear into peter for being fat? How his boss is mocked for being autistic? Nasty ass show and y'all are showing a lot about yourselves the way you make it a pillar of yourself!

Quagsire

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ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer:

im curious, so if you feel like it participate in my little breathholding test: sit or lie down, open a stopwatch, take a couple deep calm breaths, inhale, then start the timer and hold your breath for as long as you feel able. if you want you can try a couple times with breaks and take the highest number.

for how long did you hold your breath?

0s-9s

10s-19s

20s-29s

30s-39s

40s-49s

50s-59s

1m-1m19s

1m20s-1m39s

1m40s-2m

2m-3m

>3m

[see results]

feel free to talk about your experience or previous training youve had in the tags! i just wanna know if im particularly unusual

nekomacbeth Originally from gokusclit

gokusclit:

gokusclit:

The next time ur abt to rb heated rivalry posts think abt ur poor lesbian mutuals shivering all alone in the rain inside a cardboard box who could not give less of a fuck abt those men

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No it’s true I torture every single heated rivalry fan in my basement and force them to write scripts for lesbian shows instead