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wafflekidgirlboy

@wafflekidgirlboy

Waffle/Ari, She/They/he, I post writings, art, and (hopefully) animations that I've created, as well as whatever random ass thoughts pop into my brain. I don't do commissions but u can send me doodle ideas if u want. ao3 username is wafflesaredelish. current obsessions: TMNT (entire franchise) and Sonic (entire franchise), TADC, and a little bit o KDH

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Welcome to my blog! If you so choose to delve into the depths below, you shall find...

*checks paper* Lots of turtles. Lots, and lots of turtles.

Hello there! My name is waffle! I also go by Ari. My pronouns are whatever makes the joke funniest. I write, draw, sort of animate, and yap a lot.

My blog will *NOT* have anything 18+ or NSFW, but I do tend to swear! If you don't want to see anything containing swearing, filter out the tag #cw swearing. Apologies in advance if I forget to properly tag that, or any other cw's/tw's.

Below you'll find links to all my art, fics, and general info about my blog. Enjoy! (This is long :>)

(all dividers are from @brain-rot-tmnt, go give him some love!)

Nuclear Family AU Portrait 3/6

They grow up so fast 🥺

Donnies got his glasses, he can finally see! And he is smiling for the picture! Probably because he fewls like a proud older brother, which is easy with an adorable lil bro like Mikey. Leo and Raph also look very cute, even if Raph has had a bit of an accident while training. Dont worry about him, its just a tiny ouchy

Sonic before this fight to Tails: "I'm just gonna rough him up a bit no bad blood at all bro"

He's reached the, get really into a fight and locks in so bad he forgets its his allies he could kill. Which is r e a a l l y bad.

Anonymous asked:

What IS fleetway sonic? I know I could probably look it up but I think it would be cooler to hear it from a fan! I’m not super deep into sonic lore so idk it that well.

No worries, I explain it in an old post here

But just to elaborate a bit more, my version of fleetway just takes the premise of emeralds harbouring negative energy and being like oh noo there’s too much we must remove it, and Sonic being the perfect conduit for chaos since he uses it so friggin much is the unfortunate victim of it.

Meaning when he goes super his negative emotions are amplified due to the chaos emeralds giving him more of it. It’s a personal headcanon of mine bro just has so much repressed emotions in him so adding more on top of that creates fleetway.

It’s not that bad at first as he’s mostly just way more impulsive and reckless but the more he uses it the more negative emotions are amplified, and worst the more he uses it the longer he stays super. The only thing holding him back from losing complete control is Tails and everyone else, but even that doesn’t work as well each time he goes super (as illustrated in my last post)

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Updated Art Masterpost

(read: only old stuff I still like + new stuff)

Najima (Marble Sky oc)

comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream

Edit: this got more attention then I thought lol if you wanna redraw this just reblog this with your redraw to credit me or put my @ (idk how tumblr works ngl)

JENNIKA AS A DRAGON!

In this au she is the oldest, and was brought up by the foot clan. I have a couple different ideas to pick from when it comes to her origins; either Draxum made her and she was lost at some point, later being found by the foot, which is a cliche backstory but it gets the job done. Or she could start off as a human like in canon.

Either way, shes with the foot and shes best friends with Cassandra and no one can change my mind, Jenny and Cass would get along great >:D

Notes:

  • WYVERN!!!
  • Lightning dragon -> she can breathe bolts of electricity
  • On par with Leos flying skills, but shes more maneuverable than him
  • Almost as fast as Leo in the air
  • Very sharp eyesight

Because shes a wyvern she doesnt exactly have the best hands, i still gave her wings a palm/toes to walk with, but when it comes to picking items up or writing things down, a hand with a 10 foot wing attached to it gets in the way. SO, i gave her feet THUMBS, she can use her feet for writing or picking up stuff!! Its also extra funny because shes from the foot clan and the irony is priceless.

At the time of posting this, i still havent gotten to the IDW issue where Jennika gets mutated into a turtle, BUT IM SO CLOSE. ALMOST THERE. I CAN FEEL IT.

The Eternal Boy

General Warning: unstable art style. May contain blood or blood representation. Short page content, forgive me… and for the delay or pause in creating the comic, it’s not my main focus.

An au about what if Mikey got trapped in the prison dimension and the only one who can visit him is Leo because swords and mystic stuff

Close ups and more info about the au under read more.

King Azrael Ref

This is pretty rough so I'll prob redo it at some point but this is what Instagram is getting today so its what y'all get too. Ignore his lack of clothes por favor

But! King Azrael! Michael's dad, based on the Australian King's Macaw, because i love macaws and that's what the royal family is based off of color-wise, and what harpies as a whole are based on.

Design-wise, I wanted Azrael and Michael to look very similar. They both have royal traits, of course, like the yellow etching on their wings and the secondary wings on their heads, but they're also both mostly green, darker on their backs, with orange and red wings and throat sacks. The biggest differences are their head shapes and the shades of green they are. Michael gets his green form his mom, a much brighter yellow-green, compared to Azrael's teal color. But they both have similar markings on their faces and the same type of beak, and both have yellow eyes.

Lore below cut!

I BROUGHT BOLOGNA!!!

i dunno a lotta ppl ta ping srry chat T^T

We can’t forget the best ingredients now can we?

M O S S

Ok Kris deltarune… (sorry that was so bad lol)

I got the glass shards very crunchy :3

It was already bad at baloney (I don't like baloney.) But then it haaaad to be my friends who made it thoroghly cursed. /j

I've got bacon.

I bring my beloved pesto

PESTO IS MY FAVORITE FOOD

Snow

open tags

>:3

Pineapple :)

Uhhh open tags!

I brought the Pomni >:3

Only tagging a few people because I'm feeling lazy @aciddbandyeentrio @cr0w1zd3d @violetrosiecookie @versatilefloof

I brought Xie Lian ! ! !

Don't worry, as long as he isn't cooking it's fine... (Don't tell Hua Cheng what's happening)

@not-offical-offical mother you should also contribute to the sandwhich ! ! ! :D

I brought fried spam

i’m not the one eating this sandwich right?

oh and also i bring the

@barnowlbookworm @hi-im-pluton @bill2424 @blackstar5078 @abbielauren2024 + any other moots i may have forgotten. (sorry)

Guys this sandwich is huge. Still is missing some eggs

Free tags, anyone who wants to join

Smack a shark in there

Free tags

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

  • "how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
  • "_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
  • "woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
  • "and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
  • "and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
  • ".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

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pro cilantro and anti cilantro

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

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Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity 

This post has 2 sets of parentheses.

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