tyaz:

I’ll have whatever he’s having

ladytemeraire:

subcultureblues:

subcultureblues:

subcultureblues:

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

demon

run.

“Multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected in the region. Are you sure whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

segamascott:

wickedsick:

maykitz:

kropotkindersurprise:

themilfking:

themilfking:

No matter how bad you feel today at least you didn’t get rug pulled on a meme coin by Eric Adams

Antisemitism over

wisedreamdelusion:

i don’t have good luck i try to scape my ass stuck

junecast-moonfast:

Guy who got fired from his job as a fictional character so now he has to be a real person.

mynowherenothing:

Need to start participating in my life

futurama:

futurama:

i dont know hiw to get my cat to look good in photos shes sooo cute in real life and every time i try to get a pic of her she looks like skme guy

ate-a-chili:

ate-a-chili:

The secret to my youthful appearance: every 3 weeks I eat my weight in clams, drink my weight in tonic water, apply my weight in moisturizer, plunder my weight in gold, commute my weight in miles, watch my weight in birds, speak my weight in French, leap my weight in lords, smoke my weight in ribs, and fall my weight in love.

I weigh 4 ounces