absolutely insane list
the entire concept of the omegaverse was specifically created to get jensen ackles as dean winchester pregnant and he’s been summarily dethroned by kpop stars two dudes who used to run around gotham city in speedos and a 20 year old from indiana
This is incredibly funny ngl
Wrestling a werewolf right at the beginning of their turning because you know this is their favorite sweater and theyre about to rip it to shreds like the world's worst "GIVE ME THAT DROP IT" race against time but it's for their own good
Fixed it for you, prev.
I fucking love blackout poetry its just like when I blackout from the full moon and wake up beside prev who's knitting me a new sweater
things that always make me happy: serial commenters. there are three types
1) reading a longfic chapter by chapter, leaving an increasingly emotional comment on every chapter, descends into keysmashes near the end: outstanding
2) read one fic by accident, clicked the author name, now working steadily through the backlog and commenting on everything, I wake up to an AO3 inbox full of enthusiasm: precious beyond words
3) the longterm serial commenter whose comment begins with I don’t even know this fandom but because they have followed me from somewhere else: stunning. humbling. magical.
these are all *chef’s kiss* and I want to add one more:
4) left a comment a while ago, comes back and leaves another comment on the same fic, telling you that they’re coming back to reread the fic: angels. blessings. lifesavers.
If you're wondering why I haven't been around much, surprise! | live in South Minneapolis where things have been pretty bad. BUT my South Minneapolis friends and neighbors have been wonderful. I love my neighborhood and my city. We keep us safe.
For Minnesota residents, Defend612 has some great resources in the links.
ALSO if you're a cartoonist or a comics person, I invite you to journal your experience of how ICE has impacted your life with your own four-panel comics! I'd love to connect with you.
Stay frosty, but abolish ICE.
took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane
Hey. You probably don't recognize me but... you showed up in my notes once (1 time) and well, heh, your funny username caught my eye.... Can I come in your house
Me looking at your blog after you liked one of my posts
who needs a prince or a ball when you alrdy live in a fairy tale at home ? 🩵
Misc from bluesky! Some folks were nice enough to give me cat references, haha
Anonymous:
HAPPY NEW YEAR nyoomerr! if you are still accepting fic requests for the game I’d love to see a silly horse themed one for year of the horse!!! Binghe in the movie Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus and he’s cursed to be a pegasus 🙏
happy new year! honestly i had a different prompt in mind for tonight’s drabble but then i saw this one and burst out laughing… so while this may not fit the barbie plot, please have some especially stupid post-canon horse!binghe
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The problem with having a happily-ever-after in a world like the one from PIDW was that nothing was truly sacred.
Shen Qingqiu finally makes peace with his destiny to bottom for the protagonist? A wife plot would spring up that would require Shen Qingqiu to suffer the fate of topping. Luo Binghe comes home feeling a bit anxious about what should just be a minor territorial dispute in the demon realm? Shen Qingqiu can’t even get halfway to soothing him before a messenger arrives to alert them that Wife Plot #229 was starting, meaning that the minor dispute had broken into full out war!
And now, this: Shen Qingqiu had made the mistake of not properly shooing Luo Binghe out of their cottage when Shang Qinghua had last visited, and Luo Binghe had gone and terribly misunderstood when he’d overheard Shen Qingqiu absentmindedly refer to him as a ‘stallion protagonist.’