I knew a girl in college whose actual name was a city, and her actual surname was a month of the year. Her instagram bio was “a time and a place”. Pissed me off because of how genius it was

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

Wtf is a grungler

Youre fuxking kidding me Im being punked right??????

for OP's sake (because no one posted it yet), this word is a meme spawned from this tweet

@blueishspace

I AM the grungler.

Art should fuck the unfucked and unfuck the fucked

there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

my real problem with minecraft is that am a builder and a decorator before everything else but unfortunately my favorite blocks are like. pale oak and amethyst and oxidized copper and random colors of glazed terracotta, all of which are incredibly fucking annoying to obtain especially if you're trying to build a starter house

"seminal" is a crazy ass word. bro your artwork was so influential and impactful on the culture that it was Cum

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

“are you mascpresenting or are you fempresenting nonbinary” “are you AFAB or are you AMAB” “are you transmasc or transfem” “are you on HRT or is that natural?” how about if you don’t stop asking me questions that boil down to “what’s in your pants” in woke speak i saw your balls clean off

Hey so no idea if this is a universal experience but can we please get rid of the idea that HRT will "cure" asexuality, especially for folks on T?

Like, my therapist asked me about my sexual history and I told her I've never had a sex drive/I'm asexual and she told me to start masturbating to prepare for a higher sex drive. When I tell my trans friends I'm asexual, they tell me "just wait until you start T". So many trans folks seem convinced asexuality is just dysphoria talking.

Yes, for some people it might be dysphoria. Yes, some people might "discover" their sex drive on HRT. Sexuality can be fluid, and that's okay.

But asexual trans folks exist babes. Asexuality is not something that's "cured" by testosterone, or transitioning in general.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable