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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Gandalf, wearing a pointed hat and holding a ring, says to Frodo, "You must take the ring, Frodo." Frodo, dressed in a cloak and looking small beside Gandalf, stands with a neutral expression. Panel 2: Frodo examines the ring closely and reads aloud, "It reads: One Ring To Squeeze the Dick." His face is partially obscured by the ring. Panel 3: Frodo looks up at Gandalf with a shocked expression and asks, "Ew, is this your cock ring?" Panel 4: Gandalf, standing near a fiery pit, says, "It's too powerful. It must be destroyed." Frodo looks on, still holding the ring.