Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

Today's bug thing is this retro style insect washi tape!

it's approximately 1:47 a.m. and I'm very very tiredI am positioned in a way that when I lose consciousness My body will go limp and I will press the post button. If you are reading this I have transcended to sleep. goodnight

2026

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

I'm not saying it's a guaranteed solution, I'm just saying we ought to at least try crossdressing if we haven't yet

It worked for me!

And it could work for you!

Ok, I did it. And the microwave door is still broken.

keep trying

Just jerked my shit during lunch break 😊

do it on the clock are you stupid

"the average income in <X> is <Y> of <currency>" cool, what's the median

Average isn't useful here. however, after a little bit of research, apparently the median income in the US is $24,327, which means the reality is actually much worse than this meme makes it seem. yay!

According to time magazine, median annual rent is $13,896, which means rent alone is 57% Of the median annual income, awesome!

RAM should cost $1 and every AI-peddling CEO should be fed to a large Beast

Mr. Beast?

He is being fed to the Beast too

the first thing i;ve ever made in blender. i hope everyone likes it, it took me an entire day.

I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart

like, the first time I ever saw this I laughed so hard I started choking on spit but it's just not the kind of thing you can share with the average person in your life. this world is so cruel

''when did we all become so performative'' idk man when the threat of being recorded at any time and posted for milions to see without your knowledge became normalised.

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy