this is killing me

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

Stop listening to folk punk

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

wish the tma fandom was just a bit more fascinated by the fact that making an avatar act counter to its entity is something that can kill them.

we only have two examples of this (or 2.5, if you count the hunt's shenanigans, but the hunt functions differently from the other entities. more on that later). but they consume my mind and I desperately need more.

the fact that peter lukas straight up dies when jon tries to get more information out of him. and the fact that helen can only become killable within her domain when she lies..

iirc gertrude did something similar, by disrupting some rituals by introducing the respective entities' antitheses to them.

what other ways can this be applied? idk guys I think we should start locking dark avatars in bright rooms and putting slaughter avatars in therapy. just to see what happens.

Come back Half American Rejects from Past life 💔

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My comms are open!

When I was about to go to college my dad, who is a thoracic surgeon specialized in lung cancer, sat me down and told me I could be a stoner, but absolutely not a cigarette smoker

His logic was:

@buticaaba you are absolutely correct! My dad hates vapes. He says the lungs of cig smokers look black and kind of like asphalt, and that the lungs of vape smokers retain their pink color but are covered in burn like blisters. He participated in a double lung transplant on a 20 year old vape smoker and has done multiple drainings of vape smoker lungs that filled with fluids because they’re absolutely full of blisters.

When you smoke cigs you’re clogging your lungs with tar and other nasty stuff, but when you hit a vape you’re quite literally giving your lungs chemical burns.

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You CANNOT hide these in the tags @injuries-in-dust

go to your ass > options > security settings > toggle "kicked" to on

me looking at any potential conflict: well if I sacrificed my needs, wants, my well being, my energy, time, happiness, freedom, and some of my human rights, this conflict is completely avoidable and thus it is my only acceptable course of action :)

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

I reblogged this specifically for the prev tag because it made me feel like I was having a stroke

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

honestly the ancient greek graffiti in egyptian tomb KV9 may be my favorite inscriptions ever if only because "i didn't like anything except the sarcophagus" sounds exactly like something i'd hear someone say in a museum in the modern day

literally why is gerrymandering legal. why is america the stupid idiot country.

This could be counterproductive if people actually vote. Everywhere. We can blame the system and politicians all we want but if people don’t get off their ass to vote correctly or just vote in general that would probably solve a good chunk of our problems.

enthralled at the interpretation of the world you have. the best way to vote out a system that exists to suppress votes and bottleneck specific populations from being heard is to vote harder. tell me more.

There's a certain kind of democrat whose whole politics is basically "if the entire population just acted in a way they've never acted before on a level that borders on the miraculous, we could win without changing anything else about how democrats govern or campaign!" and they think that's not only a useful insight, but a good justification for rejecting literally any alteration of their ideology, their strategy, or even suggestions that (on the occasions they have power) they alter the rigged system that requires such miracles in the first place.