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Got the keys and walked around the new place to Plan and Plot furniture placement. In my new element…I’m gonna sit in the living room so much
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
I think u should start writing your original story btw. I want to read it.
addition: I understand wanting to wait until things feel Right to write. but as someone who also contends with adhd and The Situations there is not going to be a time where it magically feels perfect to write. "I'll do it someday / later / when..." is an endless delay. you've gotta crack open a document and write something even if it sucks ass because if you don't get your brain used to the habit it's not gonna stick. the time you can start is Now.
Someone help me overcome the urge I’m gonna get tomorrow to try and do the moving myself when we hired movers. And stop me from apologizing to them for the mess. You know. The mess that gets made when you’re moving. The moving mess
Quiznos Coyote is a mood that you can feel. next time you feel it say "I feel Quiznos Coyote about this."
ALT[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?
I need to finish packing up the last bit of stuff and wash our clothes and bedding and go get the keys today bc our official move is tomorrow but I just wanna play fallen hero again
Sir Hans Capon: looking for true love vs having found true love
Herald asks ortega what sidestep was like and in ortega's head there is an angel and demon and the angel is screaming 'BE NORMAL BE NORMAL" while the demon is watching a Dead Wife Montage of sidestep with "A Thousand Years" by Christina Perri as the background music at full volume.