Ambiguous Amphibian Quotes: Sentence Starters
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"The other people around here have other, maybe better items."
"There's nothing to fear, you have all of the weapons."
"There's everything to fear, but just ignore it."
"For now, let's go prone on the ground."
"Fortunately, as a single man, I am very difficult to detect."
"No one saw that. No one saw that. Just ignore that."
"I wasn't there when it happened, so therefore it didn't happen."
"Look, everyone. Look at how amazing and skilled I am."
"It's totally fine, I'll just recover from being shot."
"Nothing to see here. I am but an unsuspecting bush."
"Bush or not, here I come."
"I am a reformed individual."
"Why would they leave so many explosives so close together?"
"Oh look, everything's burning."
"I'm not here. I didn't do that."
"Nothing can stop you!"
"Everything can stop you, but just ignore that."
"No one would expect a grenade to come out of the river!"
"Come no closer or be exploded!"
"They may have more vehicles, but I have their vehicles."
"Okay, I may be out of grenades, but I'm not out of a good attitude."
"Well he, he wasn't a hero, but, nevermind. He's just a memory now."
"No water means no water."
"It seems grotesque...because it is grotesque."
"But first, a word from our sponser: Me!"
"You just might waste the rest of your life if you don't buy one of these things!"
"We can get booped right on the snoot."
"I used the technique of guarding a piece of lettuce as bait."
"I spent four hours guarding lettuce."
"All this as I desperately tried to eat my friends."
"I spent hours getting bonked."
"I'll see you in therapy."
"It was a slaughter. That is to say: we were slaughtered."
