Welcoem to my twisted Ass

toaster-os:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

10-4ward:

lovely-v:

lovely-v:

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

This is the polar opposite of this:

girlblogger360:

Unpopular opinion but the guys in the hockey yaoi aren’t hot enough. Maybe I just prefer european hot instead of american hot. I would have preferred if one of them had a prison tattoo or a glass eye.

voltaspistol:

booksnotyetwritten:

argetcross:

argetcross:

I started thinking the Pacify ability was actually just Melinöe giving the world’s most complicated directions to these poor shades. She learned from the Reigen Arataka school of gestures.

Frog Enlightenment

Oh. That’s hilarious.

youngjusticerulez:

u-befrended-ze-homschooled-lesbo:

creature-adjacent:

cassieisinthebasementt:

kale-of-the-forbidden-cities:

inkyrainstorms:

ivy-connivy:

akashicrecord:

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

Yay

who ruined it

dw i fixed it

lierdumoa:

ilynpilled:

ilynpilled:

ilynpilled:

ilynpilled:

ALT

fun little malware ridden true finale conspiracy

ALT

now lets not rewrite history

I mean this is still a better reaction then deluding yourself into believing the writers were just joking.

spudislander:

caustic-pixie:

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who’s my best friend in the world and recently he was like “you’re too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!” and I was like “a niece might be more up my alley” and he just got more excited and said “ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful”

OP the tags!!

hometoursandotherstuff: