Ey yo. I'm Mal (they/them). ~30ish, Aries, INFP~
Data Analyst and writer. I mostly just mindlessly reblog things, so expect few personal posts here folks! Currently, I'm into One Piece, Pokemon, Dangan Ronpa, D&D, FNAF, Unus Annus ( :( ), etc. Hope you all have a great day!

 

skippydiesposting:

skippydiesposting:

“what do I do if I have theories” will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

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top tier comedy

mlembug:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

Wtf is a grungler

Youre fuxking kidding me Im being punked right??????

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for OP’s sake (because no one posted it yet), this word is a meme spawned from this tweet

tweet with a screenshot of text  women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video game[EXCEEDS TWITTER'S POST LENGTH]s with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'ALT

mumblytron:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

mumblytron:

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

hazelsmazecave:

persephvone:

absolutely love it when girls go “lately i’m obsessed with” and then say the most mundane thing ever

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busket:

real sick of europeans who haven’t dealt with political unrest outside of an argument at their local town hall acting like they have any idea how america works or the most effective ways to stand up to our fascist government. theyre always like “why arent you guys protesting? surely your government will listen to you if you march in the street” or advice that would 100% lead to suicide by cop

whenimgod:

Marie Curie’s notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They’re so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes “yea there’s a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush.” like wat excuse me