i don’t WANT to drink water I WANT a bard to draft a eulogy for me to criticise!!!!!!!
I appreciate that people also liked this one
If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.
oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we’re really in it now