there comes a point in a musician's discography where you're like "this is a jam but you need to stop dating assholes"
people tagging this taylor swift but like. i specified "jam"
i miss everyone
Did they task the vampires with hanging up the flags 😭
I can't readily identify the yellow one with the heraldic-looking border between Peru and Antarctica but it could well be the Royal Banner of Scotland or some variant of the Walloon flag from Belgium. Either answer raises merely more questions
it is, in fact, the scottish lion rampant. incredible.
They filmed in a real highschool. They just had those flags.
things in fic I'm used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:
- the city of los angeles
- the city of new york
- sex
- how drinking alcohol works
- how getting high works
- how a child of any age speaks
- how nuclear physics work
- how [my job] works
- how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is
- how hypothermia works
things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:
- what french toast is
I placed the bread in my french toaster, and set it to baguette
If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.
I want to clown on megapope but I went to the OP’s blog and the first post was a bunch of tiny naked ladies in one of those plastic bug catching boxes for kids being gawked at by a normal sized person and so like, damn, they was on the money with that one.
Anonymous asked:
9th level spell summon dire moon, that just makes everyone werecreatures
probablybadrpgideas answered:
