whatever [dons my gay apparel]

The lioness does not concern herself with calorie content

every day I have to make decisions

can they make a healthy cigarette yet man? shut the fuck up about ai and create a cigarette that makes my lungs better

i like like this guy

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

"maybe I should start working out" - recurring quote from person who's never demonstrated the ability to do or achieve anything

I love nights because they don’t expect anything from me.

i need to age regress to 18 and do a bachelors degree correctly this time and get a million dollar job the moment i graduate and make 2000 friends who all love and worship me and find the artifact and defeat the evil mastermind and slay the ape

(meekly) can’t wait to inherit the earth…

I’m sorry if you try to talk to me and I ignore you, I am not really present or sound of mind

do it tired do it scared do it broke do it alone god are you guys okay

theres this thing called an album and what you do is you listen to it

Yeah i feel a little poisoned But i keep on rocking

stigmata???