assistant surgeon need smoko
sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style
(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
Joy and whimsy detected! This uptown rat is joyful and whimsical!
oh my god I just realized this is the year people will stop being born and stop aging and stop dying
It's laying in bed making memes instead of sleeping hours Tumblr ruined the quality of these
i dont want to be in a fandom that critisizes the choices of fictional characters like they are human beings. i want to see THEORY and ANALYSIS and STORY STRUCTURE and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!! I WANT PARALLELS AND MOTIFS AND VISUAL CUES!!! They're not REAL they are TOOLS so stop acting like they are people who made bad choices and should be punished. of course they made bad choices!!! that shit is funny and cool to watch!!
underrated friendship stage is the "testing the waters to see how much of a freak you are" stage. let me microdose being feral to see how you react. i have one large eye on you at all times waiting for you to give me Secret Permission to be a pervert or a weirdo. when will the shameless whore dam break. The Freak Rituals are sacred and time honoured and their importance cannot be overstated
My favorite part of a friendship is when your artists friends share the kink art they never post. I feel so special, it happens so often
