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@weepingwillow2000

| Juilan | | they/them she\he but any is fine |
Could someone just- hit me in the head with a baseball bat and knock me unconscious for the next four years?
Yeah, yeah right there is fine. Thanks
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Reblogged eepybubble
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Anonymous asked:

husband and wife are not pronouns.

calware answered:

hello anonymous tumblr user. today we are getting married. the venue is beautiful, just as we dreamed it would be. all of our friends are there to celebrate with us. we eat cake and drink champagne and dance to your favorite song. everything is perfect. we drive home that night with our entire lives ahead of us. eventually, we buy a house. we start a family. little jimmy is in preschool and all his teachers love him. we get older, and we change. fighting goes from once a month, to once a week, to every night. i leave to go on a business trip. you stay with family for a week. we try couple's therapy; it doesn't work. we're not on speaking terms. one of us serves the papers, it doesn't matter who. that night i change my pronouns on instagram to di/vorce

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contender for possibly the funniest thing someone has ever said to me

#posts that made me giggle#favorites
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Despite my heritage as a Romani person going back to north India some 1000 years ago I do not in fact want to occupy India with the help of the British government who no doubt just wants us gone in order to create an ethno-supremacist state that sucks USAmerica’s stiff cock. In fact, I would much rather advocate for myself to exist freely no matter where I am.

But I guess that makes ME weird.

#I feel like it’s like they want us all in one place so they can have a second holocaust honestly#Put all of the worlds favorite scapegoats in one part of the world and get the rest of the countries to hold hands for once#And nuke us or something#Romani
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Anything to do with Croatia ever: *happens*

Tumblr:

@one-time-i-dreamt

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Me when I get summoned to another post about Croatia:

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I promise you that no one in Croatia knows who I am

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I don't know who Mark is but 6'4 is pretty tall!

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I’m glad my silly badly edited meme has ended with one-time-I-dreamt dot tumblr dot com being declared a certified prophet in accordance to the teachings of Jesus Christ

Thank you to all involved, but especially tall mark

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darthsylveon

I can assure you markiplier is not tall

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He is taller than me!

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Markiplier is Croatian?

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Just know I have not known peace since making this post

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Good!

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peace was never an option.

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I love this genre of Tumblr post where everything that can go wrong does, in fact, go wrong

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Can someone explain the Croatia thing to me XD

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It's a country in Europe

#posts that made me giggle

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