(my heart is clearly bursting with love and happiness) let’s beat that guy up and kill him

I wish I was a vampire. It would create a wide range of scary new problems for me to have to deal with but at least I'll have fangs

[GUY WHO HAS THE MANNERISMS OF A NEUROTIC PREY ANIMAL VOICE] yeah i really believe that i am always a pretty calm person. cool. Collected, even

please support me even when my taste in men is icky yucky disgusting

Having a bad day, wish my boy wife would smother me with his tits

ilya + shane's chest

shane's hands in ilya's hair (for @madevampselle)

end of the year affirmations:

- the passage of time can’t hurt me

- I still have time

date night idea we watch your favourite movie and then we watch my favourite movie and then we make out

Boy that shakes and whimpers like an abused puppy the moment you kiss his neck a lil

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

trans men and mascs reading this pick up the strap and start domming/topping NOW !!!! it will save your life

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.