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19 m. this is my secret freaky nerd blog. if you know me irl PLEASE GOD DNI 🙏
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I wish I was a vampire. It would create a wide range of scary new problems for me to have to deal with but at least I'll have fangs

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[GUY WHO HAS THE MANNERISMS OF A NEUROTIC PREY ANIMAL VOICE] yeah i really believe that i am always a pretty calm person. cool. Collected, even

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Boy that shakes and whimpers like an abused puppy the moment you kiss his neck a lil

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the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

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The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

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i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.

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