faq:
how’s your name pronounced?
glad you asked! it’s lena, not lena.
why did you say that?
no idea. i don’t think before i speak
how many feet tall are you?
less than 6 but more than 5 and a half
are you just making things up to put on your faq because you want to beef out this post?
yeah
someone adopt this man
Baby Arwen and her mama :)
Maglor in Alexander McQueen inspired blouse.
https://cochart.tumblr.com/post/187404812340/maedhros-in-alexander-mcqueen-inspired-suit
Maedhros too.
annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with thier hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl 🤦♀️
like there are so many fun medieval hair and headgear options, it's so boring just seeing loose beachy waves meant to appeal to 21st century beauty standards
put that hot prince in a gay little hood with an ostrich feather or so help me god
HELP
this post is so fucking stu-- [remembers people perform best when given specific, measurable, action-oriented steps] i think you should be required to spend at least an hour engaging with the source material before you're allowed to post that
Finwians rated by how anxious they are:
- Finarfin: 5/10. A healthy dose of anxiety which has prevented many deaths. Good for him.
- Fingon: -1/10. He should be more anxious. A SHADOW of doubt is crossing your heart? Make that a metric fuckton of doubt and then you’ll be having a rational response to this situation.
- Finrod: 7/10. Get that man a Xanax prescription then see how many more wolves he bites.
- Turgon: 9/10 at baseline. He’s an apocalypse prepper living through the apocalypse.
- Aredhel: 9/10. She’s the equivalent of an Alaskan husky trapped in a big city apartment. This girl is under stimulated and she’s going to make that your problem.
- Celegorm: 1/10. Worst case of main character syndrome ever diagnosed in a man, elf, or dwarf. Maybe this man wasn’t chronically comfortable he wouldn’t be like this.
- Idril: 10/10. They’re putting pre-traumatic stress disorder into the DSM just for her ❤️
This was 30 minutes of surgery time
