God forbid women have hobbies

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

i miss everyone

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

MILLIONS of faggots make it to Friday every week because of this post!

its crazy that the more i show of myself the more people love me. when it feels like they should be burning me at the stake

stop asking ai for advice and start asking bitches with tarot cards to read your future

why is it able to instantly liquify a bay leaf but struggles with garlic 😭

it’s fine—I turned it off and started trying to fish out the bay leaf bits with a fork

okay actually though. How bad is it really to have bay leaf in there?? looking it up

Okay so it’s Not Ideal but I’m just gonna blend it more and Deal With It

fuck.

I’m giving the swiffer a 4/10 rating for its ability to clean ceilings btw

DO NOT

best animal names: bugs with jobs edition

important update

Yutyrannus from "Tears Of The Mountain" #2/2