I just realized….There should be headcanon’s for the Crystal Gems and which warhammer40k armies they main, and their opinion on weather they like it or not. Typists and writers for each fandom, go do your duty!

Amethyst - Orks or Tyranids, since she likes fighting, collecting trash, and eating everything. Amethyst doesn’t really care about Warhammer and doesn’t have the attention span for it, but she likes hearing about the dumb stuff Orks do.

Pearl - Plays Space Marines, specifically Ultramarines. Both very perfectionist and I see a lot of similarities with Pearl and all of the shipping between Guilliman and Yvraine. Pearl likes to play a tactical game and doesn’t understand why all the nerds are getting mad when she wins.

Garnet - I’m gonna go with Deathwatch here. Garnet has a lot of experience with fighting different kind of monsters. She would fit an elite kind of army but nothing crazy unstoppable like Custodians. Garnet isn’t allowed to play because her future vision for games is cheating. She might not know the dice rolls exactly but she’ll have a good idea about the moves her opponent will attempt.

Steven - Has a Tau army because he’s all about the greater good and everyone getting along. He doesn’t play the game, he just paints a lot and never sticks with the same color scheme.

Greg plays Blood Bowl.

I love this, give us more please! I want to know about peridot, Lapis, Jasper, the whole enchilada!

*cracks knuckles* Alright ‘ere we go

Lapis - Does not play Warhammer but has an incredibly painted Space Marine Lamenters army.

Peridot - Has an Admech army. She plays very tactically and she gloats a lot about her game plan and her opponent falling into her traps, but she can’t roll dice to save her life.

Jasper - Does not have the patience for building miniatures and has destroyed every model kit anyone has ever put in front of her. She would be a Khorne or Ork player though.

Spinel - Plays all the Eldar armies, though Harlequins are her favorite. Lot of hit and run tactics and hard punches. She would absolutely table wipe opponents and ask if they want to play again, it would be infuriating but people would still say yes to a rematch.

Connie - Plays Age of Sigmar. I’m unfamiliar with all the armies in the game so I can’t really pick an army for her, but I just don’t think she’d play 40k. She definitely wants to get huge campaigns going with battlemaps and controlling territories but she can never find anyone to actually commit to playing it.

Yellow Diamond - Plays Custodes.

Ronaldo - Plays Custodes but is terrible at it.

Kevin - Is a meta chaser and commissions someone to build and paint whatever new army is currently the best. Only plays against kids who haven’t played much and tailors his lists against them. (I’ve known guys like this back when GW had a Battle Bunkers in the US. Also, please cartoon creators stop making Kevins jerks, signed, a nerd named Kevin who is tired of this slander)

The Off Colors - Armies vary, those who actually play vary. But they do build and paint miniatures with a lot of love and conversion work. All of their miniatures are lore inaccurate for one reason or another and they don’t get why a lot of other players get so mad when they try showing off their models. Lars starts an underground rebellion for selling 3rd party bits. Padparadscha is still playing Warhammer Fantasy.

Onion - Plays a Thousand Sons army. Wins every tournament he goes to without a word.

That’s all the characters I can think of off the top of my head. It’s been a few years since I watched SU. If you got any more characters for this or another cartoon send them, I had a lot of fun with this.

Wow! This was a really cool addition, I wasn’t sure if there was going to be another reply, but you knocked it out of the park! Maybe a short one with Just Ruby and Sapphire…and Lars…and Sadie…and Mr. Smiley.

Thanks! Alright real quick let’s see.

Ruby - Ruby loves cowboys so I think she has an Admech army but it’s only Serberys Raiders. 

Sapphire - Doesn’t play but does correct everyone when they get rules wrong.

Lars - Plays Necromunda because its a much more teenage rebellion aesthetic that I think he likes better.

Sadie - Completely based off this image, Genestealer Cults.

Mr. Smiley owns the FLGS in this AU. He has an entirely metal, out of print, Imperial Guard army but it stays in the display case. Constantly putting up with the nonsense that happens when you have a game store in Beach City.

That’s all I got, cheers! :)

This is the opposite of the clip of the inbred anime girls trying to play basketball like infants.

so is Victory

LOVE TRIANGLE

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

Rb for that art doe

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

Freedom Justice and Victory are all Athena in the aspect of

Like Barbie with different jobs.

you're not ready

filter on ao3 that only shows fic by women in their 40s who has a degree and works an office job and probably leaves authors notes that are like “sorry for the wait on the chapter guys! i had to give birth to my third kid😂”

we've all become the erotica writing secretary from 10 Things i Hate About You.

gif by @joliecomer

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

Anyway shoutout to the single best thing Scott Adams ever wrote, the opening line of God’s Debris, his magnum opus of wit.

It’s all downhill from here, nothing else compares

I remember when someone tried to defend this by saying "oh well they didn't mean eliminating slavery would make chocolate more costly but the time personnel and rejection of poorly documented chocolate would all be passed along to customers"

and like their extreme disbelief that "yes that's the coat of doing business and the bare minimum to be ethical" was hilarious to behold. Like sorry bud that's what we were talking about the entire time

Getting revenge is fun but tormenting Danny is funnier

DO NOT CALL THE REGULAR POLICE.

they are not on your side.

Very explicitly, in the video, the regular police straight up lie to the couple, telling them they will go to jail for harboring a fugitive if they dont hand the doordasher over, and that it doesnt matter if ice has a warrant for her arrest. NEITHER OF THESE THINGS ARE TRUE. You CANNOT be harboring a fugitive if the person you are haboring doesnt have a warrant out for their arrest! The warrant is what makes them a fugitive!

If ice wants access to someone on your property, do NOT hand them over unless you are shown a warrant signed by a judge! Make as much noise as you can to attract bystanders - it was the fact that a crowd gathered and started yelling at them that made ice leave in the video. And DO NOT expect the regular police to help you - they are just another arm of the state and will only do or say whatever they think is necessary to make you comply.

And make sure you film everything so you have evidence of what really happened if ice tries to enter your property illegally.

You need to look up an immigration lawyer you can call. You need to find one that works with a charity so that they can come down and see documentation and call people on their shit and explain to you, the homeowner, how to trespass the ICE agents from your property.

9 year anniversary of Ragnar discovering snow

Cryptid owner cryptid dog

The best part about turning 30 was, legitimately, unlocking the ability to use this image

https://www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-just-content-for-ice

Given the recent story on recruitment methods, all of this is horrifically believable.

Camo gear in the snow?

That reminds me of the Family Guy clip.

Guy Moon, the man behind the iconic tracks of many shows and the unique music style that was Danny Phantom.

He will be very sadly missed.

Mick Foley explaining why wrestlers randomly show up in terrible action movies and tv shows: “You get health insurance with the SAG. As long as you have a speaking line.”

I don’t know if this is depressing or opportunistic.