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i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”
there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.
and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR
he died for what he believed in
be the change you want to see i guess
Tokyo Soul #22 - THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!
Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.
I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.
Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.
Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.
No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.
I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—
I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me
we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted
Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copper—
hnnnnngg I’m trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse
yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS
“Eeby Deeby” is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan
my name is blorb and when its nite and eeby deeby castiel's flight poe and wine cause discourse
i'm ever given; i plink the horse
Hey you know that post about Tumblr being incomprehensible to outside audiences?
Hey look they're talking about our local children's hospital :)
006, today’s bird is a bit overstimulated
mmmmmmmmmm
c!tommy has hearing loss from being face-to-face with explosions' everyday for god knows how long in-universe
oh heck another c!grian parallel
Another c!grian what now
my friend. i am so sorry .
technically he was in a gang/drug war ?
LISTEN. grians been on the internet for a long time . hes been in a lot of projects . some good some bad .
one just about in the middle ground, gave some of the fucking angstiest (and most batshit) lore possible for someone like c!Grian
c!Grian CANONICALLY is a queer british boy who was fucking abandoned at age six in JAPAN, which set him two-three years back in his schooling .
when he was uh hh 16-17 he was convinced to come back to Japan to visit his "friends" (one of which his abuser, the other his soon-to-be canonical boyfriend) where they convince him to be a shitbag and he has a miserable time at a beach. also hes transcoded so theres that
he comes back for halloween and it during that time that his soon-to-be-boyfriend, Taurtis, is stabbed by their abuser !
Grian brings Taurtis to the hospital and has to return to Sam, their abuser, without him .
with Taurtis in the hospital Sam forces Grian to act as Taurtis. He has to wear his clothes, it the same food, go by the name, and everyone who tries to talk to Grian and not refer to him as Taurtis is threatened .
he is held at knifepoint during this time and only eats plastic bags .
somewhere along the way this season he:
dates Ellen, the non-binary fortune teller has a knife fight with someone else in-love with Ellen
Almost got hung by the ghost of a man who . yeah . h . hung in the school
got forced into dresses and other feminine outfits by Sam
Got in a car crash (with Taurtis I think)
Got in two-three shoot outs with the yakuza
Imprisoned for a hot second
and forced to pretend to be ANOTHER dead guy, who i think he actually killed but that one wasn't his fault. the OTHER two people he killed the next season is . well . morally grey
I DIDNT EVEN GET TO SEASON TWO . in which outside of also getting with Taurtis finally, Grian, Taurtis, Sam, aND FUCKING DOUGHBOY . who i refuse to ever acknowledge because GOD that season was SHIT .
They all became unkillable, unaging, teenagers trapped on the only remains of their universe, which was their house ! gifted to them by Cthulhu, after the three destroyed the entire universe on accident.
technically it was only Grian and Sam who destroyed the universe since it's not Taurtis' fault since he was kinda dead but . thats . yeah .
i cannot explain anymore in any abridged version
just know that Grian's lore ? apeshit
C!GRIAN IS QUEER?????
CANONICALLY????
damn.
YES. HE DATED THEM, THE NON-BINARY CRYPTID FORTUNE TELLER
c!Sam tried to ask them if they are a girl or a boy . while holding a knife to them. and so they simply teleported, as you should do against transphobes .
in tokyo soul, season two of this buckwild series, c!Grian said, AND I QUOTE, "I'm more into dudes" when asked if he's into girls
and TAURTIS MY BELOVED
In his school uniform the man barely remembers to wear <33
HE’S QUEER????
Next thing ur gonna say is that he’s trans…
WAIT SHIT
LIKE I SAID. C!GRIAN IS TRANSCODED.
-wore makeup at age six. something that a cis gendered six year old boy wouldn't be allowed to do, by wealthy parents who despised him
-always wore shirts. even at the beach. never seen topless.
-known by Sam for several years, therefore would know most secrets about Grian . which leads us to-
-Sam forces Grian to cross-dress on multiple occasions, something that Grian is COMPLETELY uncomfortable by. People during this time do not hesitate to call Grian a girl .
but even then ! we still do have a canon trans character in yhs, as the cc behind him decided that c!Domrao is a trans man, as fans had pointed out that he had been transcoded !
ALSO GONNA SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME OUT OF THE TAGS .
yhs can be an incredibly triggering series for individuals if you dont know what you're going into
some subjects, themes, subtext, and outright events are:
Transphobia
Homophobia
Racisim
Suicide
Mockery of suicide
Drug abuse
Alcohol abuse
Underage substances abuse
Child abuse
Child neglect
Child endangerment
Child abandonment
Child death
Sexual harassment
Sexual comments targeted towards minors
Shootings/Guns
Weapons at schools
Car crashes
Kill Your Gays
Poor writing of depression/misinterpretations of mental illness
Red means outright, on screen, and unignorable and borderline a plotpoint/important
Dark Blue-purple is its there, but not EXACTLY..? ? a plotpoint ?? mostly throwaway lines
Light blue as seen on the racisim bit is "subtextual" as in its implied to be racisim (like how Zootopia is) but also just a bit ACTUALLY racist
I only have five words for this: Excuse me what the fuck?
sorry
