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What I would think Modern!Mel Instagram would look like !

mY FAVORITE THING IS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHIPS WHERE THE SHORT ONE IS A LITTLE CONDENSED BALL OF PURE RAGE AND THE TALL ONE IS SUPER NICE AND NERVOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHORTER ONE 

No bc Aaron Hotchner Pisses me off so bad. Like you've got this beautiful woman *BEGGING* you to get a different job. To be more involved in your sons life. To just be there for her and him. But instead??? You keep working the super dangerous job where you're never home??? And then that super dangerous job results in her getting murdered???????? AND YOU KEEP WORKING AT THE JOB AFTER SHES DEAD EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE A SON WITH NO MOTHER???? AND YOU ONLY QUIT BC UOU GET PUT IN WITNESS PROTECTION????

Scully and the spooky fbi agent she said she didn't want

Things Mulder would (probably) do

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" ok well I asked fbi special agent fox mulder and he said that his theory is chatgpt is powered by a historical demon referenced in two (2) twelfth century texts that he actually believes is an alien taking the form of technology in order to assimilate better with the modern world and dana scully was also there and she just put her head in her hands and sighed

I have brain worms. The only reason why I find this funny

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it 😂😭

Rita please come at me with a knife next

you know it’s a great episode when you see “Elizabeth Marvel” in the opening credits 🙂‍↕️

and what exactly do thousands of you know about patti lupone being bonked into oblivion by the now superman up on that banister, hmm?

Once again going feral over this woman✋😓

queria que ela me engravidasse três vezes me abandonasse sozinha se recusasse a pagar pensão pros nossos filhos aí eu iria na casa dela fazer barraco quebrar tudo pedindo a pensão e ela ia me puxar pelo braço me levar pra um canto e me engravidar pela quarta vez

I really don’t think I could’ve said it better myself 😭