breaking down walls and preconceptions, an orchestrater of change, an conductor of souls

absolutely could not live with myself if i did not share this with all of you:

I have reposted this before but I am always impressed by how well-thought out every spot is. There is no good place to sit. “Oh, Eomer’s cool, I’ll sit with him” but then you will have to listen to Gollum and Bilbo the entire flight. “I’ll sit with Sam!” Pippin and Merry will be turning around the entire flight to talk to him. Sure, you can sit with Elrond, but you’re going to deal with him staring down Aragorn and Arwen. You may love Legolas and Gimli, but will you love sitting BETWEEN them? Just when you see a spot that seems okay, somewhere behind or across the aisle is a terrible option. This is so good. No good seats on the LOTR plane

no i think 17 looks good

No no here's my cunnng plan. I sit next to Sam and then immediately frodo will want to sit next to Sam and I will offer to trade with him. And then I get the entire two-seater to myself.

I don't care if I get banned from Delta Airlines, I'm taking seat #1 and rawing the Balrog for eight and a half hours and that's everyone else's Problem.

Comparative Tarot: The Fool

Image ID: RWS Fool from Solis Divinity Black w/Keywords deck

The Rider Waite Smith deck begins with the Fool. He stands on the edge of a cliff, seemingly oblivious to the fall they're about to take. It represents the fine line between optimism and naivete, the moments just before Fuck Around turns into Find Out.

The predominant iconography of this card is a figure balanced on an edge, with lots of empty space around them, an openness of possibilities and a departure from the solid and familiar. Often, they are accompanied by a small animal companion and usually carry some sort of pack, indicating someone at the start of a journey.

Image ID: Five Fool cards, from left to right: Shadowscapes, Silhouettes, Nameless One, Children of Litha, and Children of Ostara

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

me after developing a debilitating fruit addiction

saw this video of a production of the nutcracker that has tony hawk skateboarding in it today. btw.

likely place for tony hawk to be

simplifying models for kids in science today

Reblog for My Cat After (Wet) (Sad)

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

Congratulations to Vash the Stampede for managing to rizz up 2 separate Gung-Ho Guns by being a massive loser. Nobody is doing it like him. Condolences however that his rizz seems to be a catalyst for their eventual death

I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: