Do you love the color of the szezlong

6. Green one

It's small, it's hard, it hurts you back, it's disgusting. Shit tier szezlong.

5. The upper blue one.

It's a bit too hard and the shape isn't the best think ever. The pillow is immovable and it hurts my fucking neck.

4. The white one (or the lighter gray one as seen in the photo)

The shape kinda sucks but could have been worse.

3. The lower blue one

It's soft and nice so the bad shape isn't the worst thing ever but it lost some points on the pillow cause it was too hard and hurt my neck lol

2. The red one

Very soft very nice! Unfortunately the pillow shape was a bit annoying

1. The darker grey one

IT'S SOFT! IT'S THE PERFECT SHAPE! THE PILLOW IS SOFT AND NICE! I T F U C K I N G S P I N S!! THE PERFECT SZEZLONG!!!

Being a fan of stories that revolve around robots or AI in the 21st century is so weird now. Like how do I tell people I'm the biggest fictional robot appreciator and the biggest real life robot hater

this is a message to all babytrans. you may come across a subreddit or maybe even a 4chan board that is made up entirely of the most miserable trans people you’ve ever met. they have their own lingo borrowed straight from incel communities. but instead of being an incel where cishet men tell each other that women will never want to fuck them because of 2 mm of browbone, it’s trans women telling each other that they will never be a woman because of 2 mm of browbone. it’s trans men calling other trans men pooners for having a round face instead of a chiseled gigachad jawline. but they swear it’s not a toxic community because they’re all hiding under several layers of irony, so you can never really tell if someone is being serious. and it’s very important that you never visit these forums, even out of morbid curiosity

since this post is making rounds i feel like resharing this for no reason in particular

(comic by @tpwrtrmnky)

three-pronged forks as eating utensils are so funny. yeah to consume this tasty meal i will make use of my trusty trident.

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

I have a gen X coworker who uses AI for everything. Everything. I watched her use it to generate an answer to an email from a parent asking if she could accommodate a child with disabilities in her program. When I told her that I, personally, would be offended if she used AI to write an email to me, she was surprised. She could not understand why.

he’s going The pisstance

he’s going For peed

sometimes i really do like it here

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

Yes.

A Texan farmer went on a vacation to Australia! 

A Texas farmer went on vacation to Australia. He met up with an Australian farmer who prouldly showed off his wheat field.

"That's nothing" said the Texan. "Back home, we have wheat fields that are twice as large as this."

Next the Australian pointed out his cattle.

"They're nothing," said the Texan. "Back home, we have longhorns that are twice as big as your cows."

Just then, half a dozen kangaroos bounded across the road.

"What are those?" asked the Texan.

The Australian replied, "Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?"

What if there was a lizard in bed with you right now? Unwelcome, but warm and cosy. Just like you. Couldn’t be warmer in there with you. Unwelcome lizard .

#having cuddled a reptile while the power was out due to an ice storm#in order to keep it alive until the heat lamps came back on#i can tell you that it’s like the opposite of having a little#mammal curled up in bed with you#reptiles are like heat sinks that draw all of the body heat away from you and make you colder#terrible bedmates

i was going to say "i'm going to find all my friends who run hot and tell them to get pet snakes" except i think everyone i know nowadays runs cold

people replying to my "you can just say you have food poisoning americans always have food poisoning" comment on my thanksgiving excuses post with delighted agreement that they too have noticed americans constantly have food poisoning, but you have forgotten or have missed that we did an actual survey just a scant few months ago and the americans on this site reported in GREAT NUMBERS that we would continue eating at a restaurant that gave us diarrhea/vomiting something like 4-5 times (or forever), while almost everyone else in the world kept it to a solid once, or twice if they really weren;t sure. food poisoning is *genuinely* out of control in the usa, we have awful food safety at every level of the food production chain down to the actual people cooking food at home not understanding temperatures or washing their hands. it was a whole thing, it went on for weeks, and it branched off in multiple directions like "please use your dishwasher if you have one" and "what do you mean you cant tell what gave you food poisoning? oh it's because you're always getting food poisoning? wait what do you mean 'everything your mom/grandma cooks gives ou food poisoning so it doesnt matter'?" anyway yes there is a food safety crisis going on in this country and its getting worse lmao

one single incident of food poisoning can permanently disable you btw. its one of the primary ways people end up with narcolepsy, POTS, MCAS, ME-CFS, gastroparesis and/or fibromyalgia. "americans are constantly getting sick" is an actual thing, and most americans appear to think that having food poisoning multiple times a year is just a normal part of eating food

Satan arrived to welcome a new damned soul to hell. "Congratulations, Jeff!" he said. “You wasted your entire pitiful life telling shitty jokes on Tumblr!" 

"Well," Jeff replied, "at least I'm not an adult living in my father's basement."