Whoa wait what?!
Unfortunately, it is true. My beloved son, Clayton suddenly passed away on the 9th.
Whoa wait what?!
Unfortunately, it is true. My beloved son, Clayton suddenly passed away on the 9th.
Sure thing. Please send a note to [email protected]. I’m not sure how much longer I’ll have access to Clay’s PC and social media accounts. Once his PC reboots, I think I’ll be locked out.
I’m so sorry to have to tell you it was not a joke. Clayton’s passing was tragically sudden. However, he passed peacefully while sleeping. If you like, I can have a copy of his obituary and the prayer card from his funeral service emailed to you…
Hello - this is the father of “whowasfone” (IRL,Clayton). I am writing to inform you that Clayton passed away suddenly on October 9th. He passed peacefully while sleeping.
If you would like information for his upcoming funeral services, you can contact me via email at: [email protected]
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