talkfasteatass:

Originally posted by ithelpstodream

  

trans-seraphim:

i always click the “track package” button as soon as i get the email. “oh boy i wonder where my package is!” warehouse.

  

tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors:

glass-unshattering:

ahdamata:

localtiktoks:

This is my favorite tik tok of all time

@tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors

alkjasdlkh i gotta say the terrifyingly long pause REALLY sells this

  

catgirl-metronome:

nonetoon:

nonetoon:

How am I supposed to relax and play video games when the lamp-that-always-looks-suspicious is here

What do you want from me man

PREV

  

river-of-wine:

This fanfiction writing is easy

  

my-castles-crumbling:

  

in-the-drowning-deep:

waterandsilver:

waterandsilver:

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don’t think i’ve ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

I met a printer early in my IT career that did not want to be a printer. it sat in a school reprographics room, sullenly chewing any job it was fed - if it deigned to notice them at all.

then one day, a miracle occurred. an exhausted physics teacher, instead of punching in 12 for the number of copies she wanted of the 30-page booklet she had made for her A-level physics class, punched in 1200.

and that printer came to life. this print job was its moment, its magnum opus! it WOULD NOT be parted from it, no matter what we did, until we physically unplugged it from the wall.

moral of the story: no printer wants to be a printer, unless you also do not want it to be a printer for a bit.

  

This holiday season, I wish you all a very “yes this webinar is being recorded and will be sent to your email”

onelonelystory:

shkspr:

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

  

overnightshipping:

purpleisdebeste:

purpleisdebeste:

purpleisdebeste:

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers

and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually

okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty

and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling

but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥

  

i-add-sources:

aelleaaellea:

homucifer-ryotan:

People in the UK especially, please don’t give your ID to Spotify

@i-add-sources

Spotify Is Forcing Users to Undergo Face Scanning to Access Explicit Content

Submit to biometric face scanning or risk your account being deleted, Spotify says, following the enactment of the UK's Online Safety Act.

404 Media

^via wikipedia.

Spotify boycott: Artists leave 'garbage hole' platform after CEO invests in AI weapons

Daniel Ek's investments in AI dronemaker Helsing have unnerved artists. One called Spotify a "violent armageddon portal."

Los Angeles Times

Bottom screenshot in original post is from here

This is true.

I’ve officially switched from Spotify to Qobuz. Bad name, good platform! It is currently the streaming platform that pays out the highest to artists per stream and has amazing quality. They also have a request form for any music they’re missing.

  

miakwat:

Still refuse to believe they walked down that entire road and didn’t recognize each other

  

animation-recaps-by-sean:

thedogeveryonehates:

no grandma, she-she stole it