man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

From what

nobody would be able to stop me

SBFP’s playthrough of Become Human is already going well

In case you didn’t know, David Cage explicitly stated this game isn’t about racism. 

prosecuting attorney: and could you explain to the court why you wrote elf pussy and then crossed it out before stating your actual need?

me: I crossed out elf pussy because I did not want to convey my need for elf pussy at that moment.

prosecuting attorney: I see. and would you mind elaborating on that need.

my elven defense attorney: objection your honor

me and my most powerful mutuals basically sitting on thrones in an ancient circle not unlike stonehenge, occasionally we make eye contact and nod solemnly at each other

Wait, I know love you.

A little Gable, some Astaire When he dances I can hardly breathe

I saw this on reddit and tracked down the source (Dinara Fakhritdinova, _climbinggirl_ on instagram), because I know there's a lot of girls here on tumblr who need to see her back muscles

If you want to see the best in their field, Google "top women pegging"

"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

ITS NOT HOPELESS ITS JUST JANUARY.

i'm playing elden ring for the first time and generally having a blast despite my terrible curse that causes me to be so bad at video games, just absolutely dogshit at the hobby i've been doing my entire life, the kind of bad that would make a redditor's jaw drop

almost beat godrick on my first try. you are capable of anything you put your mind to. like getting better at video games

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

let’s do zoomies around mama

half man half wolf