Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

Hannigram commission by @hewoweens based off my fic on AO3 🩷

hannibal's therapy modality is basically just "trust me bro"

i need to be pressed against a wall and tenderly kissed. that or a swift kick to the skull will do the trick

Before I watched NBC's Hannibal I would see GIFs on Tumblr with subtitles like "I gave you a child, if you recall," and "Is your social worker in that horse?" and assume they were joke memes, like incorrect quotes or imagines for comedic effect. But every single time it turned out to be canon, and every single time I was flabbergasted to be proven wrong about the most batshit, "only an unhinged fanfic writer could have come up with this" level of lore.

The last straw was when people wouldn't stop going on about "slutty little Will Graham" and how he was practically asking for it and I thought, "I know we love our MLM ships on this here website but sometimes you guys just read too much into things. I know Hugh Dancy's handsome but it is simply physically impossible to 'seductively' lean against a ladder --

And then I saw it and was like, oh.

Wow. Boy was I wrong. Like he really just... did... that. Huh.

Ran his hands up and down the wood and everything. In a way that can only be described as stroking. Caressing.

And the heaving bosom? So unnecessary. Like, there's only so much I can defend.

And I had to accept that for once, even the thirstiest people in the fandom were not exaggerating. There really is no other explanation for this. They could announce Omegaverse to be canon in Season 4 and the plot of seasons 1-3 would still make sense with minimal changes. (He SCENTS the AIR whenever Will walks in, for fuck's sake.)

Having watched the show now, this is my formal apology for doubting you guys. Go forth and write your smut -- honestly it can't get worse than what they've already broadcast.

Hannibal (2013-2015)

first illustration of 2026 (thanks pinterest for the reference)

#初音ミク | kieed

take the blame

with color balance

will graham wowww… i hate this

will you join me in death?

with texture + color balance

this took me an agonizing 8 hours, but it was totally worth it!! I love hannigram, this is my second art piece with them together.

カップルの日常

For the last time, Benoit Blanc is following Agatha Christie’s model, not Arthur Conan Doyle. If you’ve got a large cast of people all connected to the crime and you’re puzzling out motives and murder between them, it’s a Christie. If you’ve got someone in a weird situation being asked to do seemingly mundane but completely bizarre things, often for large sums of money, you’re in a Holmes. The ensemble casts of suspects are far more of a Christie thing and these movies are very obviously Christie inspired.

people on tumblr are really weird

Hannibal Season 4 Predictions:

• Frederick Chilton gets hit by a meteor. And Lives.
• Abigail Hobbs is revealed to be alive, after Will Graham successfully faked her death at the end of season 2.
• Winston the dog swims to Cuba to reunite with Will Graham.
• Hannibal has a 2,000 page long Wedding binder. He is still waiting for Will Graham to propose.
• Will Graham takes up deep-sea fishing.
• Jimmy Price and Brian Zeller celebrate their tenth wedding anniversary.
• A wing in the BAU is named in Beverly Katz honor.
• Alana Bloom and Margot Verger happily raise their family.
• Jack Crawford heads task force dedicated to locating the Murder Husbands. Clarice Starling is his first draft.