what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what
we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!
happy birthday to the only video game ever
people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom
you can literally buy me a burger and ill do a little happy spin and land in a really cute double peace sign pose accompanied by a satisfying bounce of my tits. it’s literally my rarest animation don’t you want to see it? >_<
I don’t tend to use the phrase “good girl” that much because it’s kinda just too easy with a lot of subs. For some reason so many of y'all latched on to the first blaring red weak point you could find and now anyone with a pretty voice and half decent voice acting can make you melt. I mean, I get it, it’s got fun associations and it’s fun to be weak to something. I just am an artsy bitch who wants to find something to tell you that’s entirely unique and resonates with parts of you that no one’s ever touched before. Mostly because i just want to violate parts of you that no one else even knows exist but I think that’s normal.
