both is good. plushfur yuri beam
dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping
namesakes of temperature scales and how real they sound:
- Anders Celsius: yeah sure that's the name of a scientist I'll believe that
- William "Lord Kelvin" Thompson: there's something really british going on here with that title but I suppose it checks out
- Dan Fahrenheit: literally shut up
tumblr users will see a post structured with the classic rule of threes and say op are you aware that you could have included a fourth example
Well, yeah. There's always another hidden away in history.
you know how the rule of threes is that when you're telling a joke in the form of listing things you list every single example and it doesn't matter what order they go on or how it's paced and if anyone leaves off an example from their list it's because they aren't aware of the existence of more examples. the classic rule of threes
i'm the one throwing up to impress girls at the party
not on purpose mind you i am just rolling with the hand i've been dealt
Anonymous asked:
your fairyposting is going to give me a fairy headmate please either slow down or do more you're the fairy authority so i trust you to know if this is a good thing
necromancelena answered:
well if you don’t have a fairy alter yet you are basically pathetic + the worst + you need to get on that fast because fairies are better than you okay okay okay? i’ll laugh at you if you don’t.
the wings arent a permanent staple, shes a beast of the waters and not the air, but i think ill be keeping the amphibian freckle spots
my friends streamed megalopolis and needless to say i needed something else to do so. between some comms i made it dragongirl maid saturday
