Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

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here’s the og video. Go see him face for real this time

Si hombre pero que dise tu

Here are the 2024 vaccine recommendation schedules. They’ve already been wiped from the cdc site. Save them and share widely, especially to your friends with kids.

Hi!!! One of my parents got meningitis when I was a kid.

They were in the hospital for nearly a month, the rest of us were all placed in medical quarantine, there were several points we thought they were gonna die, and even though they survived, it was a SUPER close call and they lost about two years of memories from the ensuing brain damage.

Like… a two-uear-long cookie-cutter pocket of thoughts and memories went missing right out of their brain. It’s an inflammation of the brain that cooks it alive.

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A VACCINE.

I WILL BE GETTING IT.

I like to imagine that after several talks with Dinah, Dick finally became more alright with saying ‘please do not touch me’ even if not with words.

His go-to is a bright yellow star hair clip. It stands out starkly against his dark wavy hair, and was hard to miss. Even in suit, he would wear the star and no one thought much of it, of course they respected it when told of the rule.

After a while, and many awkward talks, Bruce also got a hair clip from Dick, in bright blue. He wouldn’t wear it outside of the house, but he would wear it in the cave and the manor to indicate to his children what mood he was in as well.

Af some point, all of the children got a hair clip of some kind.

Jason got one when he was having a particularly bad streak with nightmares and anxiety. When he didn’t trust his own fuse and temper.

Tim got one for when he needed to be left alone to relax, when he was sleep with that hairclip in, he was only to be awoken if a world ending crisis happened.

Damian got a hairclip with a cat paw mark. He used his the least, but would when he felt overwhelmed and when he didn’t want to communicate as much, signaling to the others that now wasn’t the time to try and rile him up.

Barbara, Steph and Duke were usually the best at verbally speaking their discomforts. But got one nonetheless if they ever felt so inclined to use one.

Cass usually carried extras of everyone’s, including one of her own, a sparkly light gray. She usually used to when she didn’t feel like being overly expressive, when she just wanted to be neutral but didn’t want anyone to feel at fault.

Whenever a family meeting became tense, patrol became a little too heated or someone became a little more uncomfortable than usual, Cass would usually also be the one to present them with their clip.

While it was a good new system for everyone, since as much as it was frustrating, they all knew it stemmed from all of them being emotionally constipated. But that was for another day.

— Astrid Lindgren, author of Pippi Longstocking, 1978 Peace Prize Acceptance Speech (via jillymomcraftypants)

What a legacy. We’re so lucky to have had her.

nowhere else

my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.

And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.

Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"

Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.

On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.

Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life

jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:

the thing about body horror is that there's nothing you can come up with that can compete with what the human body will do to itself under a sufficient amount of stress

EXCEPT ‼️ radiation poisoning. that shit is fuuuuuucked.

Hes a motherfuckin star boy 👻 💚 ✨

They fighting the fires!

My students this year have moved up so many times with me that I have ceased to be their favorite or least favorite or most aggravating teacher and just become their Teacher. This has led to such hilarious moments as:

"Ms. T, I can't stand Ms. H, she's so aggravating!"

"Why is she aggravating?"

"She never stops talking!"

"I never stop talking either and you put up with me."

"Ugh, that's different, Ms. T, you're just ... here." (Softly, to himself. "You're always here. Why are you never on vacation?")

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A student asks me to write cards while I'm trying to finish breakfast. Being a disaster with ADD, I try to do that and drink my smoothie and wind up with smoothie everywhere.

One of my other students, shouting at the first one: "Why did you do that? You know she can't do more than one thing at a time!" (They're not wrong.)

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On the way back from lunch, a young man informs me that he can do a cartwheel. Sure, I say, because I have very little forethought. He does not crack his head on the sidewalk, thankfully, but it's definitely not a cartwheel.

"That's not a cartwheel," I inform him. "This is a cartwheel." I do a cartwheel.

The dozen or so other students in my class, sounding more horrified than impressed: "Ms. T! You can't do that!"

Another young man informs us that he can do a front flip. One of the girls in his class looks at me with grave concern, then snaps, "Well, don't," at him, apparently trying to prevent me from also attempting a front flip and cracking my head on the sidewalk. At least someone in the class has some forethought, even if it isn't me.

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And for a bonus, we had "dress like your favorite teacher" day.

One boy, shaking his head. "Ms. T, I can't dress like you. You don't got that drip."

I clear my throat. "Was that the only thing stopping you?"

Another girl frowns at my outfit, then contemplatively says aloud, "Where does Ms. T even get her clothes? Like, who sells that?"

"Thanks sweetie," I say, and a third student reminds all of us that none of this is on topic for our class.

"What will you do without us, Ms. T?" she adds, but five other children immediately inform the class that I will be following them to their next educational foray and then raising their children, so I guess we'll never know.

The Weepin' Rose Tavern!

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

Animorphs AU

Actually isn't this just the first few chapters of Ladyhawke?

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they're dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i'm 19 he's 18 and the woman at the door didn't want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i'm still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy's hand while they play video games. kids aren't just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we're addicted to our phones because there's nothing else to fucking do

I'm sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don't have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

Baby with his baby I LOVE THEM SM