havanaberry:

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“But the thing is, jumping off cliffs is kinda my thing. That’s the choice. I love him, with all that, because of all that. On purpose. I love him on purpose.”

daysleftofsecondterm:

snowysoul-squrirel:

anna-neko:

shu-of-the-wind:

aqueerkettleofish:

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chimthecappy:

dark-wizard-guy-fieri:

shubbabang:

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context (via @mellorocket)

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doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like “aw thanks elmo, we’re doing well” meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

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And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

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And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo’s Twitter.

“So, boss… I may have messed up.”

“What did you do, Ray?”

“Well, I made a post for Elmo saying ‘Hi, how’s everybody doing?’”

“I mean, that’s kind of what we pay you for.”

“Yeah, but…. <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo.”

“Oh.”

“God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them.”

“Get the others.”

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

and important addition

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Source: instagram

Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment

1,101 days left

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.

Let me be completely clear - I’m not being a sarcastic ass. I’m just realizing all over again, in real time, for myself, that reading a real life published book makes your neurons feel like they’re getting a spa day. Like I can feel my brain getting juicer and wrinklier with every page I turn. This shit is no joke, this is like hard drugs if hard drugs were good for you and made your brain feel revived and alive.

havanaberry:

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“But the thing is, jumping off cliffs is kinda my thing. That’s the choice. I love him, with all that, because of all that. On purpose. I love him on purpose.”