im sending my family the pictures i took at the museum of medieval torture instruments but i forgot to take pictures where my gondola plush wasnt being tortured so this is what all the pictures look like

you fuck a banjo player and it’s great until six hours in you realize theyve been plucking out man of constant sorrow on yr clit the whole time

new type of guy just dropped

this is standard issue uncle

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck

*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?

yeah sure go ahead

*connect my mp3 player*

*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*

i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me

what is it that they say? a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "dragons are the same. something happened to your eyes"

a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "they're long enough."

ive been repeating this in my head since i read it and i fear its not getting better

person who assumes maleness as default and refuses to interrogate this: yeah this character has no gender, they're just a little Guy

>give someone a penny for their thoughts

>they give you their two cents

>repeat

>infinite money glitch

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

House

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

he didn't even get to stand *trial*. because he's autistic. he's in an institution for life for hacking while autistic, without trial.

hey yall remember this

this is like murdering someone and then posting their obituary in remembrance come the fuck on bro

evergreen tweet

The mind commands the body and it obeys. The mind commands itself and meets resistance.