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Twin Peaks Video Game
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jeeves existing fully only when bertie isn’t around to see it.. the yawn he stifles at dawn before making coffee. sneezing once or twice after he dusts. checking his fingernails for dirt while waiting for water to boil. humming on his way to the market. waiting until he hears approaching footsteps to start polishing the silver etc but none of it truly occurs without someone to narrate it
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this guy is genuinely excited and happy and nobody can take that away from him but there are a few indelibly hilarious things about this video that i will not spoil
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Siobhán Hapaska, Robot, 2001 // Pang Maokun, Destiny 命运; Hand in Hand 牵手, 2019 // Shorra, Death of a Cyborg (after The First Mourning by William-Adolphe Bouguereau), 2015
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people are always complimenting him on his handsome and beautiful face and style
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Rewatching Jeeves and Wooster s3e4 and the parallels between Bertie/Jeeves and Chuffy/Pauline are really getting to me:
- The “a good man is hard to find” motif
- Jeeves saying “jealousy is a powerful motivating factor” about Chuffy and Pauline meanwhile Bertie is jealous that Jeeves is working for Chuffy now
- Bertie talking to Jeeves about Pauline and Chuffy and saying “they’ll have to meet by stealth” as if he hasn’t been having secret little chats with Jeeves in town all the time while Jeeves is actively on someone else’s payroll
- Chuffy carrying Pauline out of the fire, Jeeves helping Bertie sit up after getting punched by Chuffy
- The bit at the end where Jeeves is like “some couples like to bicker” and Bertie’s like “oh really? Couldn’t be me” as if his main hobby isn’t buying items of clothing that Jeeves will hate and then bickering about them (ok I just remembered that actually this is from the next episode but my point stands)
Other things in that episode that make me crazy:
- Tragic violin music when Jeeves hands in his notice
- Bertie’s face lighting up when he sees Jeeves again at Chuffnell hall
- And Bertie saying “Jeeves! You’ve come back!” because his first thought is that Jeeves was somehow un-resigning by just materializing at his side again
- I mean honestly that whole scene reads like exes seeing each other after the breakup and both trying to act extra cool and nonchalant and failing miserably
- Jeeves helping Chuffy write a love letter to Pauline (she loves it). So now we live with the knowledge that Jeeves is canonically really good at writing love letters
- Pauline calling Jeeves “your man” when talking to Bertie even though Jeeves doesn’t work for him anymore
- Jeeves lovingly making a cup of tea for Bertie over a campfire on the lawn in front of the burnt out cottage and waking him up with it
- And then they just go through their normal morning banter of “what sort of day is it Jeeves?” followed by a complete weather report from Jeeves. Absolute freaks
- Bertie’s happy little face when Jeeves says the other gentlemen aren’t up to the required standard and he wants to come back
- So actually yeah I guess Jeeves really did just un-resign by materializing at Bertie’s side with a cup of tea
In conclusion, they make me sick oh my god.
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I see Jeeves as a closeted bi man, painfully aware of his preferences, steeped in many deliberate daily habits and obfuscations to make sure he's never found out but I think Bertie is just a completey oblivious aroace that has never had a moment of retrospection in his life.
If he comes off as fruity it's just because the man doesn't know a goddamn thing about love or sex and assumes everyone is just faking it all like him.
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skinny dipping – clark kent x fem!reader
summary: bumping into an ex is always awkward...especially when it's the one you're still in love with pairing: clark kent x fem!reader word count: 3.7k tags: childhood best friends to lovers to exes to potential lovers again basically, awkwardness, lawyer!reader, angst and fluff ig, inspired by 'skinny dipping' from sabrina carpenter, not proofread, english is my second language! a comment and/or reblog is always appreciated!
That morning was like any other, the usualness of it all giving you the impression this would be just a regular, normal day. Nothing out of the ordinary. Painfully cotidian.
You don’t have to show up at the office until noon, which means you can sit all morning in a cozy coffee shop to finally reply to those emails that have been sitting in your inbox for far too long and work on a few contact renewals you have to present to your boss by the end of the month.
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hey guys I thought about Tony Stark today [slams my head into a wall] [slams my head into a wall] [slams my head into a wall] [slams my head into a wall] [slams my head into a wall] [slams my head into a wall] [slams my head into a wall] [slams my head into a wall] [slams my head into a wall] [slams my head into a wall] [slams my head into a wall]