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Welcome to the island of Misfit Toys
humunanunga:
“ target-service:
“ humunanunga:
“ Damn, Target, who passed you the salt?
”
Our birthday never gets celebrated so why should anyone else be celebrated?
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OH SHIT.
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sherlockismyholmesboy:
“ unexplained-events:
“ Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
”
humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years
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peppapigvevo:

spooky-pens:

peppapigvevo:

i literally had no idea what color “strawberry blonde” was but i looked it up and i dont know what i expected

You know what will really mess you up?

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WHY DID YOU FUCKING DO THAT CANDY

(via wonderlandinjapan)