Banananana

absolutely could not live with myself if i did not share this with all of you:

Released my beautiful horsie 🫡

uh, source?

Source:

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

The art 👇🏻

The inspiration 👇🏻

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This bear bowl is joyful and whimsical!

girls night

so I read the article and the story is both less and more insane than it sounds.

basically, there's been an ants' nest near a vent shaft of this abandoned Soviet bunker for decades. the nest spilled over into the bunker itself at some point once it was abandoned and there was no way for the ants to make their way back up to the nest, no queen but a constant supply of new colony members raining down from above, and no source of food in the bunker other than the corpses of their fellow ants.

fast forward to some scientists looking for bats that stumble on what's basically a post-apocalyptic ant society. they go "holy fuck" start studying, and observe that, all things considered, the ants still pretty much act like regular ants doing regular ant things.

fast forward some more, and the scientists feel like they have enough data from observing the colony as-is, so they decide to try an experiment. they put a little walkway between the bunker colony and the og colony in the vent shaft so the bunker colony members have the option of leaving and rejoining the og colony.

spoiler alert: every single ant in the bunker immediately nopes the fuck back to the colony in the vent shaft. within days the bunker is completely empty. the scientists leave the walkway in place so when more ants inevitably fall back down the vent shaft they can just climb back up instead of starting up the cycle anew.

tl;dr it's not "oh noes evil ants are on a rampage", it's "ants forced into a horrible situation to survive get to go home"

everyone in the crab bucket just wants to go home

Dinner with Round Frog! Lots of BLAAAAARRRGGHH!! and eventually a Cricket!

>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper

can't make this shit up

this your man?

Remove the hitbox render from my son at once he will not be participating in your fighting game, you bastards

Ma’am your son just hit me with a meaty divekick crossup

jade rabbit with eyes of ruby, house of fabergé, russian c. late 1800s-early 1900s.

HELP. chat i found another funny sea creature sex image

WHY IS HE WATCHING THEM LIKE THAT !!!!

You know her ass saying 3333333333333333333

Not a dream

Ragnar (old, blind, big, strong) pushed me by accident while I was putting on perfume and I dropped the bottle (of my favorite perfume which I got as a present for my birthday) and it completely shattered 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he didn’t get injured because my first instinct was to carry him away but I both stepped on the glass and cut myself a few times picking it up 🥹😭😭😭 amazing start of day 😭😭😭😭😭😭 and it was a really expensive perfume too 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I had to go get that taken care of because there was glass remaining in my foot 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 it hurts a lot 😭😭😭😭

Was the glass on hardwood or carpet? Hardwood is easier to clean glass off than carpet.

Unfortunately a combination of both but I think I cleaned it all but now I am limping at work 🥹

I don’t want you all to spend your hard earned money on a silly vanity thing for me like perfume that I broke accidentally but I love you all ily

My kofi link is always in my about section but there’s really no need to give me money for perfume

At best you can buy me coffee, but I even think that’s too much

I don’t have a wishlist anywhere, just a lot of affection from and towards you all ❤️

Don’t even mention it, legit yesterday I had a big crying fest when I noticed how confused he gets in the evening, thinking how life is unfair because my pretty baby boy doesn’t deserve to be old and achey, he deserves to be forever young and healthy

I've seen photos of Ragnar with tiny pan, and he has to be over a hundred pounds. What do you mean you carried him away???

I think the heaviest he ever was was around 88 pounds when he was on heavy meds therapy, he is much leaner now and of very healthy weight 🥹 he is just lanky

Just a lanky lad

IS HE WEARING WINTER PAJAMAS?!?

HE GETS COLD OKAY

Prada Paradoxe Intense 😳

Haha, no I definitely cried, but that was also due to pain and walking has been a nightmare these days because of the injury 😭

Unbothered king who doesn’t care he broke my perfume or that I have injured my leg

This injury is a gift that keeps on giving because tell me why I had more glass left in my foot and had to get that removed as well 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭OUCH

My sleep deprived ass kept imagining this guy instead of your cutie

That is him!

lets swarm mama

fucking idiot