I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children
This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”

WISHING FOR SEXY MEN AND WOMEN TO GRACE YOUR LIFE THIS YEAR 🖤🖤🖤 PLEASE GET PLOWED PLENTY!!!
Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that
"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week
"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.
The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened
❄️🎄 Happy December 10th! 🎄❄
pairing: Nanami Kento x Black!Afab!Wife!Reader | Geto Lives and Is Not Evil AU
cw: 18+!!!, smut (sex contest between nanami, gojo, and geto, could be considered dubcon, but it’s not really, being timed without your knowledge, cunnilingus), established and married relationship
a/n: after reading let me know if yall want me to do this with gojo and geto as well, and if you want me to do this with other questions they may come up with. i had so much fun writing this omg
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Nanami stopped in his tracks as he heard the question.
did he really just ask that?
after a second, he huffed and walked to the table, deciding to sit down with them anyway. he did tell them he would hang out with them for lunch, and it is a nice day to sit outside at a picnic table in the courtyard. he just had no idea it would be for…whatever this conversation seemed to be. it’s fine though, he could just sit here and eat his danish and pretend he doesn’t hear anything as he watches the dragonflies fly through the summer breeze.
“why do you want to know? it’s probably faster than you anyway,” geto said as he stirred and stirred his tea. he too wanted to enjoy the summer sun and potentially some light hearted discussions on what they had planned for the rest of the summer. how annoying.
Me at work: i can't wait to go home and work on my projects i wanna go home and do my art lemme go i wanna do thingssss
Me at home: huoorghghh six hours of youtube videos