It’s extremely important that you listen to this video by averagedesignedwood with the sound on

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

i dont make comics often but this was too cute.

A non-comprehensive list of media that makes me go "your house really shouldn't be doing that, man":

House of leaves

Piranesi

Blue Prince

house md

@thebibliosphere ‘s tumblr

Arete Nani (based Japan) - Untitled, 2025, Paintings: Digital Art

medically accurate muscle chart:

As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

@cosmicdwarf

For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.

For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.

Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.

Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.

Is there any better feeling than stumbling upon a character that sucks in the Exact ways you need them to at this point in your life

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

Holy fuck you illegally downloaded a cardigan

Dang. The skill needed to know how to use all of those machines, the vision, the planning. Wowzers.

“Table for One” by Luca Ponsato

the floating head of wisdom

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

Thank you for the clarification

ianthe and palamedes are inverses in that for an insane person ianthe is actually remarkably normal whereas for a relatively normal guy palamedes is just completely out of his mind

Do you think among the people who are presumably scrambling to get the Winter Olympics ice rinks ready, there’s an Italian fujoshi with their finger on the Heated Rivalry post who is sweating even harder than the rest bc they know hockey is about to get a yuri on ice style infusion of new fans

At every moment she is debating if she should tell her bosses that we are in the greatest hockey fandom renaissance since one direction broke up

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! I’m gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit they’re dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.

The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.

where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy 🐧

Sorry Laudna, you totally got ignored by both your 'animal lover' gf and hound. You got third wheeled girl

駅のホームで見つけました。 クワガタが電車に乗りたいみたいです。

On the platform,I found him. A stag beetle wants to take a train…

gideon's lesbian-o-vision rendering all men kinda yuck except palamedes is a strong argument in favor of she's just preordering