!!! that's an amazing doctor right there
incredible video and also PSA: art competition for anyone interested
my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.
And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.
Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"
Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.
On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.
Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life
jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:
things that happen when you make eye contact with an autistic person:
- their lazers activate
- the killer gets you
- the enderman instinct
- they turn into a flock of ravens and disperse
- you catch the autism
- deletes your save files
- enter a pokemon battle
- eyes fall off
I really appreciate that Dispatch from Waterboy’s POV is essentially a Wattpad story. You’re a clumsy protagonist with luck so bad you’re literally hit by a car on your way to a job interview (tragic backstory.) Once there, you meet the ML, a hero of yours who insists on tying your tie and climbs into your lap in an unnecessarily charged manner. This same hero corners you in a closet for a pep talk and half-naked in the shower, and it all culminates in you joining a team of heroes that saves the day. Truly YN’s greatest dream.
Plot twist, the game is just Hermans self insert, wattpad ah, fanfiction
Pierre Fouché. 1994.77 or Lebenslänglichen Explosionsglück, 2020.
Rayon chords from a World War II parachute.
PBY Blister Gunner, Rescue at Rabaul, 1944, photo by Horace Bristol
oh my god he did a bobbin lace. out of parachute cords, both military and protective in nature. of the guy who saved someone from the water and then ran to fire his gun with his fine ass out. This is so gorgeous and so gay
thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3
my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open
Do they have a wikipedia page for suitcase closed?
Saint Nicholas of Myra meeting with a delegation of Goths - circ. 330 AD
Sometimes when I write fanfic, I’m like: am I going too far? Then SNL does a heated rivalry/Harry Potter parody with former child actor Finn Wolfhard