• ᥫ᭡.ִֶ misguided | choi soobin | masterlist

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    synopsis: the girl soobin has wanted since forever is dating the campus resident playboy. desperate, hopeless, and out of ideas, he comes to you—a shaman who supposedly specialises in love rituals and spiritual compatibility. only problem? you’re a total fraud.

    ᥫ᭡ pairing: yearner!choi soobin x scammer shaman!reader

    ᥫ᭡genre/warnings: college au, romcom, coming of age, bit of angst, pining, slow burn, deception, jealousy, plotting against your fav freaky couple, 18+ mdni, alcohol use and mention, lots of profanity, hella second-hand embarrassment, so unhinged turn your brain off, spin-off to virgin playboy, in chapter warnings to apply

    ᥫ᭡ status: ongoing

    ᥫ᭡ total wc: tbc

    ᥫ᭡ playlist | main masterlist

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    ᥫ᭡.ִֶ index

    teaser

    the slicker (eta 03/02)
    the quack (eta 17/02)
    the charlatan (eta 03/03)

    epilogue

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    taglist: drop me an ask or comment below if you’d like to be added!

  • ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 bad habits | jjk

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    synopsis: jeon jungkook is a clean freak who can’t stand dust, noise or the way you chew. you’re a mess who forgets bin days, leaves dirty laundry everywhere and hates the smell of his chicken breast smoothie. you argue in passing, coexist at a distance, and survive each other only because your schedules never overlap—he works night shifts as a nurse, and you’re an underpaid teacher. until one night, they do. he comes home early. you don’t expect him to. he walks into the living room, catching you with a wine glass, panties on the floor and a vibrator between your legs.

    ᥫ᭡ pairing: nurse!jeon jungkook x teacher!female reader

    ᥫ᭡ genre/warnings: roommates au, e2l, control-freak x messy roommate, explicit sexual content, 18+ mdni, smut with plot, masturbation, oral sex, rough sex (with protection, doggy), dom/sub vibes, choking, spanking, degradation/dirty talk, exhibitionism, non-verbal consent

    ᥫ᭡ wc: 5.5k

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    As usual, the blender starts at 06:02am exactly.

    After nearly two years, your brain has learnt the exact pitch. It’s the smell that does you in. The scent of warm, boiled chicken breast being murdered into paste. It creeps under your door, sits on your tongue, turns your stomach before you’ve even sat up.

    You lie there for three long seconds, staring at the ceiling—trying to decide if you can call in sick from poultry-related trauma. You can’t.

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  • bit mad that this has almost 600 notes within 24hrs 🫶

  • ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 bad habits | jjk

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    synopsis: jeon jungkook is a clean freak who can’t stand dust, noise or the way you chew. you’re a mess who forgets bin days, leaves dirty laundry everywhere and hates the smell of his chicken breast smoothie. you argue in passing, coexist at a distance, and survive each other only because your schedules never overlap—he works night shifts as a nurse, and you’re an underpaid teacher. until one night, they do. he comes home early. you don’t expect him to. he walks into the living room, catching you with a wine glass, panties on the floor and a vibrator between your legs.

    ᥫ᭡ pairing: nurse!jeon jungkook x teacher!female reader

    ᥫ᭡ genre/warnings: roommates au, e2l, control-freak x messy roommate, explicit sexual content, 18+ mdni, smut with plot, masturbation, oral sex, rough sex (with protection, doggy), dom/sub vibes, choking, spanking, degradation/dirty talk, exhibitionism, non-verbal consent

    ᥫ᭡ wc: 5.5k

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    As usual, the blender starts at 06:02am exactly.

    After nearly two years, your brain has learnt the exact pitch. It’s the smell that does you in. The scent of warm, boiled chicken breast being murdered into paste. It creeps under your door, sits on your tongue, turns your stomach before you’ve even sat up.

    You lie there for three long seconds, staring at the ceiling—trying to decide if you can call in sick from poultry-related trauma. You can’t.

    Keep reading

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    “ah bla bla bla bla…” i don’t care i just know he’s a virgo man.

    i saw the teaser and i was excited to read and then i checked the comments “it comes out in 10 minutes” the author said and it was 10 HOURS AGO so when i saw the post i was like 😏 hello sexy fanfic at 4:20 am

    this was interest cause i was really curious if he would be a hygiene freak/compulsive cleaner at all times (🛌😈) but turns out he was actually caring and considerative and kinda sweet which i didn’t expect but i really really liked it.

    Also it was interesting to watch him lose his self-restraint without saying a word. The way the tension between them unfolded grrrrrr. I wondered if he wanted to reject her or if he would. (even though I know the story's intention)

    10/10 🌟⭐️🤸

  • ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 bad habits | jjk

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    synopsis: jeon jungkook is a clean freak who can’t stand dust, noise or the way you chew. you’re a mess who forgets bin days, leaves dirty laundry everywhere and hates the smell of his chicken breast smoothie. you argue in passing, coexist at a distance, and survive each other only because your schedules never overlap—he works night shifts as a nurse, and you’re an underpaid teacher. until one night, they do. he comes home early. you don’t expect him to. he walks into the living room, catching you with a wine glass, panties on the floor and a vibrator between your legs.

    ᥫ᭡ pairing: nurse!jeon jungkook x teacher!female reader

    ᥫ᭡ genre/warnings: roommates au, e2l, control-freak x messy roommate, explicit sexual content, 18+ mdni, smut with plot, masturbation, oral sex, rough sex (with protection, doggy), dom/sub vibes, choking, spanking, degradation/dirty talk, exhibitionism, non-verbal consent

    ᥫ᭡ wc: 5.5k

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    As usual, the blender starts at 06:02am exactly.

    After nearly two years, your brain has learnt the exact pitch. It’s the smell that does you in. The scent of warm, boiled chicken breast being murdered into paste. It creeps under your door, sits on your tongue, turns your stomach before you’ve even sat up.

    You lie there for three long seconds, staring at the ceiling—trying to decide if you can call in sick from poultry-related trauma. You can’t.

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  • I want 20 more parts of this and an epilogue with their kids...

  • for the 1k special, i would like to ask yeonjun from vpb:

    1) GENUINELY, what gave you the confidence/audacity to say yes to giving SEX lessons when you were a virgin? ego? delusion? peer-pressure? oc’s puppy dog eyes?

    2) when do you think you started liking oc? 🤪🤪hehe

  • hi meiiii bby thank you sm for your ask ily and i loooove the new theme

    okay this is what i think vpb would respond!

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  • ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 bad habits | jjk

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    synopsis: jeon jungkook is a clean freak who can’t stand dust, noise or the way you chew. you’re a mess who forgets bin days, leaves dirty laundry everywhere and hates the smell of his chicken breast smoothie. you argue in passing, coexist at a distance, and survive each other only because your schedules never overlap—he works night shifts as a nurse, and you’re an underpaid teacher. until one night, they do. he comes home early. you don’t expect him to. he walks into the living room, catching you with a wine glass, panties on the floor and a vibrator between your legs.

    ᥫ᭡ pairing: nurse!jeon jungkook x teacher!female reader

    ᥫ᭡ genre/warnings: roommates au, e2l, control-freak x messy roommate, explicit sexual content, 18+ mdni, smut with plot, masturbation, oral sex, rough sex (with protection, doggy), dom/sub vibes, choking, spanking, degradation/dirty talk, exhibitionism, non-verbal consent

    ᥫ᭡ wc: 5.5k

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    As usual, the blender starts at 06:02am exactly.

    After nearly two years, your brain has learnt the exact pitch. It’s the smell that does you in. The scent of warm, boiled chicken breast being murdered into paste. It creeps under your door, sits on your tongue, turns your stomach before you’ve even sat up.

    You lie there for three long seconds, staring at the ceiling—trying to decide if you can call in sick from poultry-related trauma. You can’t.

    Keep reading

  • ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 bad habits | jjk

    image

    synopsis: jeon jungkook is a clean freak who can’t stand dust, noise or the way you chew. you’re a mess who forgets bin days, leaves dirty laundry everywhere and hates the smell of his chicken breast smoothie. you argue in passing, coexist at a distance, and survive each other only because your schedules never overlap—he works night shifts as a nurse, and you’re an underpaid teacher. until one night, they do. he comes home early. you don’t expect him to. he walks into the living room, catching you with a wine glass, panties on the floor and a vibrator between your legs.

    ᥫ᭡ pairing: nurse!jeon jungkook x teacher!female reader

    ᥫ᭡ genre/warnings: roommates au, e2l, control-freak x messy roommate, explicit sexual content, 18+ mdni, smut with plot, masturbation, oral sex, rough sex (with protection, doggy), dom/sub vibes, choking, spanking, degradation/dirty talk, exhibitionism, non-verbal consent

    ᥫ᭡ wc: 5.5k

    image

    As usual, the blender starts at 06:02am exactly.

    After nearly two years, your brain has learnt the exact pitch. It’s the smell that does you in. The scent of warm, boiled chicken breast being murdered into paste. It creeps under your door, sits on your tongue, turns your stomach before you’ve even sat up.

    You lie there for three long seconds, staring at the ceiling—trying to decide if you can call in sick from poultry-related trauma. You can’t.

    Keep reading

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