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daisywords:

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don’t think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can’t eat adult food. They can’t really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn’t have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don’t explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. “The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year.” Nope. That baby is dead I’m sorry. “The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower” um quick question was the wizard lactating? “The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather” the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER “A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues” What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It’s not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

All wizards lactate naturally

That’s what Gandalf’s Big Naturals are for

I just love the idea of a cis male wizard finding a baby and thinking, “Oh man. I have been waiting for an excuse to try this spell.” and enchanting themselves to have functional and loaded breasts so they can feed their new charge.

I keep seeing this in my notifications and thinking, “What imbecile cursed me with the phrase ‘functional and loaded breasts’?” and then discovering that I am in fact the imbecile.


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