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Thrifted my dude a large ant made of jingle bells because we share a powerful psychic bond.
beatleslactation asked:
Normal notification to get at 2am
mpregeminem answered:
why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath
mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything
fanfic titles are like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”
