final destination 3 you are something so special to me with your alt kids who are into science and statistics and your popular girls who sneer at the idea of listening to pop music and your freak main character who thinks knowing details about spongebob is weird and loserish behavior

daily no. 71

What kills me is 3 out of the four are sticking to the bit and the last one is playing 4d chess on em with the concepts

I LOVE THIS HUMAN GROUP THEY ARE FUNNY

cars are so much scarier than planes. i've literally never been afraid on an airplane like first of all being on a plane is fun. second of all you're in a big as fuck vehicle with no other vehicles around for miles and the person at the wheel is a professional and not just Some Guy. one time i was getting a ride home from a nonbinary friend of a friend who was driving very erratically down the highway at 1am and they said to me unprompted "i have ocd so i only drive at speeds that are multiples of five"

this was years ago but i ran into them again at a party and they didn't recognize me (transition) so they started hitting on me and wouldnt stop talking to me about criminal minds yaoi. and i've never had this happen with an airline pilot, at least not an openly airline pilot

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

my browser extension that colors posts based on the poster's blog theme did something very fun just now

i cant stop editing nancy comics. and also ive never edited a bunch of someone else's comics before in my entire life.

oh my god

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

I feed you now

only one of them is right and i can only assume we are all on the same page about who

it's jodie, right?

this post is a year old today so yes, can confirm, it’s jodie.

eat up kids I worked hard to give you this

Daria's a really cool show about how social isolation can be a self-inflicted issue when you've become recluse and judgemental as a defense mechanism and that the people you assume to be 'dumb' and 'shallow' are actually also people with their own experiences. But I think a good chunk of people just took it as "oh im soooo daria"

my conclusion