Thinking about my theories (how I would've rewritten season 5 of Prison Break)

i only watched episode 1 and half of episode 2. i don't care, i'm an opinionated bitch.

-THROW out t-bag. i know there are some stuff with his backstory that happens but uhhh idgaf. michael spent the majority of the series preventing t-bag from being around to hurt anyone. preventing t-bag from being around HIM. idk. bring in anyone else for that bullshit. michael would never.

-the only one who was as smart as michael scofield, the only one who was able to keep up? alex mahone. and he should be brought in. either to replace t-bag, orrrr to take c-note's place.

-c-note should be there still, but he needs to be worse. he needs to be meaner. let him STAY IN CHARACTER

-MORE SUCRE

-i honestly believe sara wouldn't remarry. sorry.

-LINCOLN IN TROUBLE AGAIN??? WE SPENT. FOUR FUCKING SEASONS. AND A MOVIE. TRYING TO FUCKING GET HIM OUT OF TROUBLE. GIRL. for once let him be at least mildly intelligent. come on.

-sofia and linc were adorable. what the hell.

-give sara a gun.

anyway, whatever. also the script was bad. they should've had some sick nostalgic early 2000s editing. whatever. who even cares. (<- cares so much it's killing me)

So this moment in Prison Break where the writers want us to notice a line Mahone just won't cross when it comes to Michael Scofield:

The writers want us to notice that in the season we've never seen this happen to Michael. Just beaten to a pulp and then shot dead.

How come I know that it's specificly about Michael?

Cause since when does Mahone keep "beating and beating around that bush" in general? Kim talks like Mahone is one to "hold back". When Mahone is like literally one the most violent characters in the show.

Matter of fact, here's a 5min compilation of Mahone dominating people (including agent Kim) and inanimate objects:

So what the writers really mean is Mahone keeps beating around that bush when it comes to Michael Scofield. Agent Kim sees Michael Scofield for the first time ever and Michael has not a scratch on him:

Like Mahone went out of his way to try to kill/stop Michael without ever touching him.

And the mild padding down in S02E22 doesn't count:

He touched clothes here rather than touching Michael. Michael won't remember this.

No the real first touch is in S03E10:

Pulling Michael away on his shoulder from machete guy. And then multiple touches to keep Michael from the door:

The entire time Mahone keeps standing between the door and Michael. So when the door should somehow open, the thugs have to go through Mahone first.

By the way absolutely love how gently Mahone keeps Michael away from danger. Rather than full on grabbing or hard pushing, he's moreso "obstacle"-ing himself so that Michael keeps running into a soft firm unmoving obstacle. With his arms just outstretched like this cat:

And vice versa, Michael is not one to plan on physically hurting Mahone. So his first touch is a barely-in-frame shoulder bump:

The fact Michael would remember every man BUT Mahone physically hurting him would've been a great foundation for a personal everlasting relationship, I must say.

The writers took a minute to point that out through agent Kim.

mmmmm them

mmmmm them

they can be so special to me… anyways this is just a bare ass redraw nothing special, im so BORED

in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that

polyamory is not inherently sexual. polyamory is the love between multiple people and thats it. theres nothing dirty about your attraction.

let’s take it a step further. there’s nothing inherently dirty about sexuality. if your polyamory has a LOT to do with sex, good for you. your polyamory is still valid.

where in the HELL did that horse come from

The standoff with agents happened on Jan. 8, one day after an ICE agent shot and killed Renee Good in south Minneapolis. Wooten’s refusal to comply with ICE was captured on video and posted to Facebook. 

The agents tried everything to intimidate the guard.

 “You can’t come back here, bro,” Wooten can be heard in the video saying to an agent wearing a mask and sunglasses. “I’m talking to your manager,” the agent said. Wooten responded: “No, you’re talking to security, I’m in charge.”

ICE left empty-handed. Wooten said he just stood his ground, “10 toes down.”

“I was doing my job like I’m supposed to,’’ Wooten said. “If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything. I just want to make my family safe because I’ve been here three years.”

obviously bigotry isnt rational but "women are naturally worse at spatial reasoning and math" is a wild opinion to have when women have historically been the primary textile producers in a lot of societies. have you ever seen a tablet weaving pattern

i think when actors need to leave a show for whatever reason but the character is important and doesnt need to be written off / writing them off would make the story worse i think they should just hire a new actor for the character but, and this is the crucial bit, hire a similar-looking actor of a different gender. Yeppp they look different bc they transitioned between seasons. Obviously

i think when actors need to leave a show for whatever reason but the character is important and doesnt need to be written off / writing them off would make the story worse i think they should just hire a new actor for the character but, and this is the crucial bit, hire a similar-looking actor of a different gender. Yeppp they look different bc they transitioned between seasons. Obviously

plausible deniability remains highly erotic

let's convince ourselves that this is okay. let's rely on technicalities to exonerate ourselves. let's avoid looking what we're doing in the eye. let's live under its shadow, both aware of what this is but unwilling to say it out loud, since that will shatter the careful illusion we've built