btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv “haha sorry ive never done this without help before… can you show me how to do this?” the employee will not care. if that means anything to you
The stereotype straight men have about gays being bad at sports is so odd to me because gay men will often be so athletic for no reason. Once at a gay bar I saw a random guy do a backflip like it was nothing. The meanest twink I knew in college ran marathons listening to Madonna. I knew this other gay guy in college who lifted so much his arm was bigger than my leg. Drag queens will drop into splits and do flips from platforms at bars. I don’t think straight men really know what they’re talking about
Talking to baby sapphics vs sapphic elders about the top/bottom/switch subject is hilarious, because so often new sapphics are like “I’m a top, check out my gay manicure, we’re all tops or switches with a top lean, topping is the best & coolest, nobody wants to be lazy in bed”. Whereas experienced tops/switches are literally praying to various deities DAILY for a pillow princess. Lighting candles, doing sacred rituals and making symbolic sacrifices for just a crumb of pussy. Writing odes to girl dick. Screaming, crying, throwing up. Because if we’re all tops, who the fuck is it all for?
I hope a pillow princess / bottom / bottom leaning switch sees this and realises they are a beautiful diamond who has pretty much their pick of the offerings in any sapphic space they enter. You aren’t lazy, sweetheart — your willingness to be vulnerable in bed is literally the whole reason we’re here. Walk like you know it ❤️
the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING
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yeah it makes life worthwhile. i hope you get to hang out with a bunch of people you really like for several days in a row some time soon!
when brandon sanderson talks about villains in his famous free youtube writing class video lectures he’ll say ‘what’s the difference between gollum and sauron’ and of course he means the villain that’s present in the narrative and characterized in a way the audience can potentially relate to or sympathize with vs. the looming threatening anonymous far-off force (among other things). but every time he asks that i think 'well one of those guys tracked down frodo and got his ring back’
Brandon Sanderson: What’s the difference between Gollum and Sauron?
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