I can never not reblog this it’s wormed it’s way into my brain and I can never be free

i can’t stop fucking laughing

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

Buddy that thing doesn't even look like it knows where it parked its flying saucer

new DB Cooper theory: he went up

now remember, "kink" is to "fetish" as "poisonous" is to "venomous"

*hands you a knife*

you know what to do. we're all counting on you.

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executed publicly in king arthur's court for referring to the lady of the lake as a MILF

excommunicated and forcefully removed from arthurian canon for claiming Sir Lancelot had a fat ass

*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately

*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.

I don’t remember making this post but it’s going around again and I’m losing my shit

Imagine becoming a werewolf because you got attacked by a fucked up chicken

A wildlife rehab centre discovers that one of its patients is a lycanthrope when the full moon hits and their wolf transforms into a slightly different wolf.

spiritual successor to my email post

ok this too

you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda

Why are the snakes homophobic

cant afford woke snakes