we didn't start the fire is like the pokerap for people who grew up during the cold war

spiritual successor to my email post

ok this too

my cat is fucking UP the dsm5 like her hungry ass

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

this is how spending a really fun day with your friends feels like

naming a drink monster is actually scary as fuck they shouldve named it healing safety drink

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

I bought a timer lock box for my weed pen. I will be high in 7 days and 1 minute

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

Listen, obviously things were said that were regrettable, but I already forgave you for overreacting. You don't have to drag this out for no reason. Good Morning!!!

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

I hate ai so much. what do u mean I have to question the material reality of every image now. this is no way to live wtf

nopilled notcore ain'tmaxxing won'tcel